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Ian

About Me

I'm a te...ething about eating cra...nd then there was that one with the nort...ver told me he was going to do something so ridicu...ell, I said, there's only so much shr...yway, you come to learn that you really can't trust the Be...ot when it comes to foo...Damned cell phone goes in and out.

My Interests

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My Blog

I still think that blogging is self-righteous...

...I just realize how much fun self-righteousness can be.New place:Gratuitous MusingsWoot.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:29:00 GMT

6 Spades Doubled and a Backhanded NAFTA comment

I heard a rumor Barack Obama said something that Hillary Clinton didn't like. The quote somewhat resembles this:"Senator Clinton, as part of the Clinton Administration, supported NAFTA. . ."(Annotate...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:33:00 GMT

The [Horrifically Flawed] 12-Step Program to Save American Democracy

John Brooks, you know I love you, but stop feeding these people's egos, since they cannot, by constitutional law, ever get your vote.1. Repeal the Help America Vote Act (HAVA).The painful irony of "Sa...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:27:00 GMT

The Prince of Darkness has his day in court.

This is not a joke. This the actual transcript of a suit brought in federal district court as a matter of Federal Question Jurisdiction against Satan himself. This is a REAL COURT CASE. Satan and h...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:05:00 GMT

Law School Application Personal Statement, v2.0

*this is the letter I actually sent to the law schools. a little more sentimental while not being dishonest or cheap. but i really, really wanted to send the first one.*I got this mad idea in my hea...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:02:00 GMT

Law School Application Personal Statement, v1.0

Goals! Aspirations! Ambitions! All hail the future and all that it holds! Ask the little boy what he wants to be when he grows up! Might as well sit him on Santa's lap; the results will be the sa...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:14:00 GMT

That Which Blows About MySpace

(This is an unadulterated, shameless rant)The truth is that MySpace has kind of worn on its novelty, and to be truthful, I haven't really cared as much since I quit the band I was in and as such stopp...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 22:26:00 GMT

Eat it, Nostradamus: Why Music, Jesus, and Politics are a bad combo.

When you put up a headline like "The Worst President In History? One of America's Leading Historians Assesses George W. Bush" one might take a moment to presume the credibility of the source and the ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 15:53:00 GMT

Why the internet has ruined the traditions of getting older...

Oh MySpace...you have broadcast the fact that it is my birthday to the world at large. And people I haven't spoken to since the mid-nineties are sending me birthday greetings. I opened my mailbox (t...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 21:02:00 GMT

What a Fool, or How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love Everybody

Props go out to Nesius, for being able to still get me discombobulated after 10 years...I don't believe in religion. Honestly, if I ever did, it was a long time ago, and that broke the day that relig...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 17:14:00 GMT