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Fräulein Schindler

THE LADY HAD KNOWLEDGE....

About Me

I AM: the awesome, an aries, german and cuban, a fan of toast, all about swing sets, a beast at Scattergories, a sucker for going on adventures, a sporter of jazz tights, a thrifty dresser, rather easily amused, completely out of control. .......................................................... i like waffles. sun dresses are nice. i enjoy having a small chest. a pirates life is super-fly. i need bobby pins. treehouses are fun. DOLE Mango Fiesta juice is tasty. your mom is tasty. sometimes i just want to go to Maui. ridiculous occurances follow me everywhere i go. jellybellys are fun to eat. i seem to wander into shit-fucked situations and dance out clean in the end. i have a day planner. it makes me feel grown-up. i shop in my grandmother's closet. i feel that heroine-chic is a thing of beauty. boys with frosted-tips and shell necklaces should be slapped. asian food is delicious food. i like driving to the beach at midnight. swimming nude in a lake is fun also. i find that my obsessive compulsivness is balanced by my total apathy. i am addicted to my adderall. hence my insufferable ramblings."ALLEGORY OF THE 4 ELEMENTS"

My Interests

Mark Ryden art - mischief - candies - french kissin - the paranormal - cereal - traveling - becoming more computer saavy, for i am technologically challenged - socially labled deviants - vintage hats - building forts - craigslist missed connections - dinner (i love dinner) - Nintendo & Super Nintendo & Guitar Hero - conspiracy theories - exploring - Philosophy - spending money - eyes - originality - mirrors - thrift - art - 1920's

I'd like to meet:

Charles Manson..... (of course, this meeting would take place in a RIDICULOUSLY secure place with an indestructable barrier bw the 2 of us) .... and Nancy Spungen. The crazy ones interest me. Everyone else is boring. You can't learn anything or gain insight from them. No No, id much rather consort with loons. ............................................................ ...........................................................
Your Seduction Style: The Dandy
You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations. Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories. It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you. You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are Japanese Food
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw. What Kind of Food Are You?
You Are Apple Green
You are almost super-humanly upbeat. You have a very positive energy that surrounds you.
And while you are happy go lucky, you're also charmingly assertive.
You get what you want, even if you have to persuade those against you to see things your way.
Reflective and thoughtful, you know yourself well - and you know that you want out of life. What Color Green Are You? What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Lili St. Cyr!
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You Belong in London
You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sidney. You fit in almost anywhere.
And London is diverse and international enough to satisfy many of your tastes. From curry to Shakespeare, London (almost) has it all! What European City Do You Belong In?
Your Aura is Orange
You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself.
Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge.

The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then telling people about it.

Famous oranges include: Timothy Leary, David Blaine, Tony Hawk, Carey Hart

Careers for you to try: Snowboarder, Circus Performer, Undercover Agent What Color Is Your Aura?
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Music:

SMASHING PUMPKINS, sigur ros, the kinks , radiohead, postal service, architecture in helsinki, foo fighters, band of horses, perfect circle, the used, bob marley, death cab, rogue wave, the album leaf, neutral milk hotel, minus the bear, EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY, miles davis, Elliot Smith, The jonbenet, Forever In Terror, Dillinger Escape Plan, Emery, Bad Religion, rx bandits, Mindless Self Indulgence, starmarket, Bjork, coldplay, BLACKSTREET, Broken Social Scene, feist, brand new, say anything, Bright Eyes, ok go, thursday, thrice, the faint, ben lee, pixies, eisley, mars volta, At The Drive IN, sex pistols, iron and wine, stars, her space holiday, the shins, ozma, coheed & cambria, muse, 30 seconds to mars, the decemberists, american football, owen, blonde redhead, fugazi, pink floyd, flamming lips, snow patrol, placebo, JACKSON FIVE, fiona apple, incubus, cursive, say hi to your mom, little bit of Satanic Surfers, fleetwood mac, goo goo dolls (fuck off, they are great), natalie imbruglia, rolling stones, GRISLEY, the killers, the cranberries, hole, k's choice, nirvana,....basically any 90's grunge rock...umm more will be added. THE SOUNDTRACKS TO ALL WES ANDERSON FILMS ARE INCREDIBLE.

Movies:

THE DARJEELING LIMITED, superbad, little miss sunshine, The Number 23, Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, The Shape of Things, Almost Famous, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Clockwork Orange, Royal Tenenbaums, Wicker Park, Life Aquatic, The Rules of Attraction, starsky & hutch, edward scissor hands, office space, The Virgin Suicides, fifth element, wet hot american summer, Home Alone, good will hunting, great expectations (modern version),the ring, Seven, Saw, interview with a vampire, Daria:Is It Fall Yet?, Labrynth, Willow, the professional, Scarface, Fear&Loathing in LasVegas, house of 1000 corpses, Princess Bride, Romoe&Juliet REMAKE, Life as a House, american psycho, The Incredibles, Alice in Wonderland, Blow, the big lebowski,White Oleander, closer, Batteries not included, little monsters, Clue....

Television:

History channel, family guy, DARIA, mysocalledlife, Project Runway, Law & Order SVU, its always sunny in philedalphia....please note that i favor these things, yet i rarely watch TV.

Books:

R.L Stein's GOOSEBUMPS, Berenstain Bears, Coloring Books, Utopia, Wicked, Where the Wild Things Are, Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, The Republic, Harry Potter, I SPY books, Where's Waldo, The Great Gatsby, Brave New World, the scarlet letter, alice in wonderland, through the looking glass, the chronicles of narnia.....i have to give a shout out to the ms. Nancy Drew series and the American Girl book series'...also, there's this series of books called Ms. Piggle Wiggle - amazing tales. I'm a big fan of anything written by David Sedaris and i'm really into Steve Berry at the moment - author of The Amber Room and also The Knights Templar. (i live for books about secret societies and conspiracy theories)

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Heroes:

MARK RYDEN. (artist) WES ANDERSON. SAMUEL ADAMS - the actual person, not the beer FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE. ANNIE-GIRL (AKA Doodle Bug) -my stuffed toy-like pup. she lives in a constant state of happy, plus shes a genius.

My Blog

!! CHICKS !! ... and you wonder why you get blown off after 1 date

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Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:13:00 PST

SWEET MUSIC VIDEO IM IN - watch it

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Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:08:00 PST

THIS IS perhaps, THE BEST blog I have EVER written... very special.

Before I embark on YET ANOTHER bitch session, please allow me to explain why i may sound like, well ... a bitch ...I utilize the blogging feature for the following reasons:1. to document and share mom...
Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

MY BRUSH WITH DEATH

(this is infested with run-ons and such, but its to relay the message that i am worked-up and trying to recover)SO... my family went on a 5 day cruise so ive had my parents huge house all to myself. m...
Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:51:00 PST

assholes

`stupid people and people who ask STUPID questions should be made to feel as stupid as they sound. `senior citizens should never be allowed to drive ever. just because your body is eroding does not me...
Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

I AM PRO - FUCKING - FOUND

CHECK IT:    Don't ever NOT go somewhere, just because someone who makes you sad or uncomfortable happens to be going to the same place.YOU CAN'T NOT BREATHE AIR JUST BECAUSE THERE'S PO...
Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:29:00 PST

CEREAL and UNDAPANTS...

ive been in a vile mood all weekend - im not sure why. i think kenner brings out this anger that i never knew i had in me. kind of like in Ammityville Horror, when the house is evil and it makes the g...
Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:52:00 PST

WINNIE THE POOH.....SUCKS!

okay, i hate winnie the pooh. i hate it so much. i work for disney right now (in an art gallery), and im fucking sick of these pathologically emotional boobs coming into the store being all "oh i looo...
Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:07:00 PST

Playmates Wanted

so i work every morning and am done by like 12 ish, give or take 30 min. As a result of my super-fly job, i get super fucked bc i have the WHOLE day to do anything i want to. everyone else either has ...
Posted by Fräulein Schindler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST