Yeahhh... sooo uhh got out of coronado, livin in chulajuana i mean; Chula Vista, yeah... stillb ody parts to pay for gas but it isn't so bad now that i gots me a 4-banger... What else... Still kinda paintballin here and there. Yup still finding welts and not sure when i got em... quite a little mystery... that one on my ass... mmmhmmm. Kinda been just hangin out you know? Would like to take some time off soon though. Campin sounds good... beer and a campfire. Yeah... brilliant! Anywho you go away, myspace is bad for you... 'tsa carcinogen.. don't know what that is then go google it... and check yourself for lumps.
Basics:
Name: You should already know...
Date of Birth: March 1st 1986
Birthplace: Mcminnville, Or
Current Location: Chula Vista
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Also brown...
Height: 6 ft
Heritage: Fuckin white... well... mostly german i guess
Piercings: Zero
Tattoos: Also zero... I'm lame like that.
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Disturbed... the new album kicked my face in.... wurd.
Song: "Facade" is bitchin
Movie: Lucky Number Slevin, because one of my future X-wives is in it... Hello Lucy.
Disney Movie: No...
TV show: South Park or Frisky Dingo.
Color: Black
Food: A freakin steak... medium rare... hook it up. NOW.
Pizza topping: Banana Peppers and jalapenos
Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocolate.
Drink (alcoholic): Jack mutha fuckin Daniels... bitch.
Soda: Pepsi
Store: Who cares?
Clothing Brand: Who cares? Again?
Shoe Brand: Vans
Season: Fall, not quite hot, not quite cold.
Month: March... its my effin birthday... drinkie time.
Holiday/Festival: Octoberfest (didn't see that comin huh?)
Flower: ...uh huh.
Make-Up Item: ...no...
Board game: Chess... i guess, never was into em.
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy... Oregonian...
Chocolate or vanilla: You aughta know by now...
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Shit...
Phone or in person: Face to Face...
Looks or personality: Whoa... how bad?
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Finish this fuckin survey...
Most missed memory: My friends...
Best physical feature: Heh... Guess...
First thought waking up: I punch the snooze button.. no thought there...
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: I like me...
Sesame street alter ego: Don't watch it.. so i dont know...
Fairytale alter ego: See: Don't watch that shit
Most stupid remark: I can only pick one?
Worst crime: Psh... I speed alot?
Greatest ambition: Bein stupid rich...
Greatest fear: A cliche death...
Darkest secret: The Heineken Star looks communist...
Favorite subject: Science was kinda interesting... i guess...
Strangest received gift: A PEZ dispencer that was a scuba diver....
Worst habit: Ha... I speed...Not the worst, but most likey to kill me...
Do You:
Smoke: Nope
Drink: I'm hammered right now...
Curse: have you read any of this? Shit...
Shower daily: Duh...
Like thunderstorms: Yup
Dance in the rain: I don't dance dry idiot...
Sing: Heh, if the volume is loud enough.
Play an instrument: I tried the guitar... and failed
Get along with your parents: Yup, love em.
Wish on stars: Not really
Believe in fate: In a way
Believe in love at first sight: It happens
Can You:
Drive: Ummm... ya...
Sew: I try...
Cook: Microwave?
Speak another language: Ein Bier bitte... that's it.
Dance: I already answered this...
Sing: You stupid or something?
Touch your nose with your tongue: Kinda.
Whistle: Yeah.
Curl your tongue: Yup.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Heh... Yup...
Been Stoned/High: Never really been into drugs.
Eaten Sushi: Chyea
Been in Love: Doubt it... no...
Skipped school: Yeah
Made prank calls: Yup
Sent someone a love letter: Nope, thats lame...
Stolen something: Everyone has...
Cried yourself to sleep: Nuh uh... not that i can recall. Maybe as a baby? That count?
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Blatantly stupid and/or ignorant.
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Are you 8 or something?
Name three things you can't live without: food Water, and well... car?
What is the color of your room? White?
Do you have any siblings? Christine... she might be retarded but i still love her.
Do you have any pets? Can't
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I don't hate people.
What is you middle name? Austin
What are you nicknames? Ha... a shit ton. Here's the more common ones; Rab, Rob, **** ***, ******. Guess the last two.
Are you for or against gay marriage? I'm for the whole union thing.
What are your thoughts on abortion? It's pretty much murder...
Do you have a crush on anyone? Not right now...
Are you afraid of the dark? Shit, im a night person aren't I?
How do you want to die? In a glorious flaming wreckage.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I don't freakin know....
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yeah, it just might hit you in the foot or something... roll of the dice.
What is the last law you’ve broken? I drove a buck-twenty on the freeway...
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Hmm... kinda depends.
Height Shorter than me...Olga...
Weight Nothin thats gonna squish me.
Biggest turn off? Smokin...
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