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Call me Mr. Bruner

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About Me

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I'm just another guy in his late 30's, trying to hold onto my fleeing youth by maintaining a myspace page and pretending to be as hip as the next 'tween' or 20-something. Of course, I'm also really immature so I can oftern pass for as much as two or even three years younger than I actually am.I really like my nephews - they are smart and cute and fun to be around (most of the time). They make me appreciate how lucky I am that I am as barren and childless as Nicole Kidman; I can go to bed when I want, get up when I want and (best of all), I only have to do laundry for myself. Of course, if I became involved with someone who had kids, I think I would make a fantastic step-parent - mostly because I have had some pretty terrible step-parents (except for one pretty incredible step-mom) in my time so I know what NOT to do. Plus step-kids are usually only around about 1/2 the time as real kids.I have a total crush on a hot daddy as I right this. I'm also crushing on someone from outta the past right now too. I can't figure out why come I hadn't noticed how ridiculously good-looking this one was several years back; but I just didn't. I remember him being a great kisser though.My favorite animal is the Giraffe. They're just gorgeous and freaky animals. I want a whole herd of them as pets. I'd name them after famous basketball players and feed them from the second floor balcony off of the master suite in my house.My fsavorite color is green. Green like my eyes in my dreams.

My Interests

Traveling - I had this whole plan to save up to buy a home next summer. I've re-prioritized since my friend got back from spending the summer in SE Asia. Now, I say fuck home-ownership, I want to see the world. September 15-30, 2008 I will be back-packing around Thailand and Viet Nam all by myself. I can't fucking wait.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, John & Elisabeth Edwards, Siddhartha, Colin Farrel, Helen Mirren, Matthew Shepherd, an attractive dyke. The guy that inseminated Katie for Tom. Do you ever wish your pets could talk? I do.

Movies:

"Grandma's Boy" is the funniest movie I have seen in a year. Peter Dante is one of the funniest (not mention best-looking) guys around and yet he is always a supportng player. I like cerebral fare too, but I know how intelligent I am so I don't need to try to impress you people with a bunch of titles. Give me a good comedy any day. Does anyone else love "Home For the Holidays" with Holly Hunter?

Television:

I am a TV junky! I really can't wait for the new TV season to start. Thanks gawd for TiVo!Is anyone else as hard for that new Vampire show on CBS as I am?

Books:

yeah - they're great for plane/train rides and to occupy the mind while dumping out. But really, why are they so fucking expensive? I know that Library books are free, but they are so damn big and covered in that loud, crinkly plastic and it seems like every single library book I have ever read had a huge booger all dried up and sticking two pages together. It's enough to make me give up reading all-together. And Powell's Books? The store is GREAT, it's the dirt-bags shopping and/or working there that ruin it for me. You really can't pull off that air of superiority while wearing used pants and with hair that hasn't been washed or brushed in 3 days.

Heroes:

Gavith from "Little Britain". It's gotta be tough being the only gay in the village.

My Blog

My first blog entry

So, I've got this blog thing on myspace and I've decided to use it! Anyway, today was my second day back at the gym and I'm plumb worn out. the gym I'm going to is apparently a refuge for eastern Euro...
Posted by Call me Mr. Bruner on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST