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DA BEARS!!! OMGROLFWTFBBQ!!!!!1111

No soup for you! You come back one year!

About Me


Myspace LayoutsUhh.. hmm.. ummm... errr. shit. Easy going guy, looking for something to entertain myself for while so i opened one of these. Been a lifeguard/pool manager for about 5 years, working for the IT department right now. I like to drink on occasion (ha! occasion..). And I dont like filling these things out.
Myspace Survey You Won't Hate
Basic Info
name: Steve
birthdate: April 30th
current location: Carbondale, IL
eye color: Hazel (Chnages from green to brown to blue)
hair color: Brown
height: 5'10"
body type: Who needs a 6-pack when u got the whole keg baby?
zodiac sign: Taurus
screen name: Ask me
What's Your Favorite
food: Prime Rib with garlic mashed potatoes
drink: Guinness
sport: Football or baseball
color(s): Black & Blue
letter: R?
number: 12
candy: M&Ms
animal: Penguins
store: Fry's Electronics
most missed memory: California
overused phrase: Shut the fuck up Dave!
Have You Ever...
drank: Hell yes
smoked: Yup
dyed your hair: Bleached
shoplifted: Once when I was 5
got a detention: A few times
had sex: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
done drugs: I please the fizzith
kissed someone of the opposite sex: Yup
kissed someone of the same sex: Nope
had a bf/gf: Yes sir
been dumped: Depends on how you look at it
dumped someone: Yes
loved someone: Yes
In a guy/girl
eye color: Hazel (green is so sexy)
hair color: Red or Brown
short or long hair: Doesnt matter as long as it looks good
goatee?: I would hope not
height: Shorter than me
weight: Proportionate
funny or serious: Definetly funny
cheesy or romantic: Meh
Random/Have you
what counrty do u want to visit: Ireland
been to the mall lately: Unfortunatly
like thunderstorms: Love em
showery daily: Usually twice
sing: Terribly
want to go to college: In College
have any websites: No sir
tped someone's house: Yep
played poker with money: I got a good streak going
been tickled so hard u cried: I swear im not ticklish so dont try! Seriously dont...
liked someone but never told them: Who can't say yes to this
went camping: I love camping
walked in the rain without an umbrella: I dont own an umbrella
been to the beach: yes
play sports: lame question
like scary movies: Yea
slapped someone: Dave
had your heart broken: I guess you could say that
swear: I swear like a fucking sailor
drive: I have license issues
have a car: Not here
listen to music: NO, of COURSE NOT
have a cell phone: I'm naked w/o it
have an ipod: Best investment ever
siblings: Older sister
who do u look up too: I dont reall know
Friends/Who...
best friend: Keith, Dave and Cody
can tell anything to: Anyone I know for more than a week, no shame
knows ur secrets: Pfft.. when everyone in town sees it it's not a secret
you miss: All my friends in cali
be crazy with: Cody and Dave
call at 3 am: Anyone in my phonebook
cry to: i dont cry
would trust with your life: Keith
be your roommate in college: Cody and Craig
take on a road trip: Dave and Cody
be bestfriends 10 years from now: Who knows?
wish you talked to more: Jimbo
have cried with before: Yo mama
laughs the hardest with: Dave for sure
miss being friends with: Spiro, Sofy
has been your friend the longest: Theresa
Songs that...
you love:
you hate:
makes you just want to beat someone up:
reminds you of someone...:
makes you cry:
you sing to:
you dance to:
are listening to now:
is stupid: Anything by "K-Fed"
best love song:
is stuck in your head:
want to be played at your wedding: Baby got back
next song your playing:
if u have an ipod, how many songs?: 3000
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You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.

Butt


92%

Boobs


83%

Abs/Stomach


75%

Face


42%

Penis


0%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


78%

A Slave To BDSM


73%

A Romantic


53%

Virgin


18%
How are you in bed
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You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeat

Romantic Kisser


88%

Yippy Ki Yay!


63%

Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for


44%
How good do you kiss?
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You scored as Night horny. You tend to get hot when the others are getting tired. You want to have some in the dark time, possibly in the candlelight or in the dark with moon as your only light. Night time can be very romantic with moon, stars and candlelights, but be aware your companion might get tired before it's late enough.

Night horny


100%

Day horny


67%

Morning horny


33%
How HORNY are you after all?
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.. You scored as Peter. You're a lovable but moronic idiot. And where as imbecile is a word, festeasio is not.

Peter


60%

Stewie


55%

Lois


50%

Brian


45%

Chris


40%

Meg


10%
What Family Guy Character Are you?
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You scored as Breast Guy. It's only normal to be attracted to those huge orbs sticking right out at you. It's hard to miss them, and they even look like a trget with the breast, areola, and nipple. Plus after spending the first couple months of your life sucking on these things why would you want to stop such a good habit now?

personality


79%

Breast Guy


79%

The space between the legs


79%

Ass man


75%

Mouth man


67%

an eyes person


67%
What are you attracted to in a girl
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Sex Act Quiz?
Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored :
75% which makes you Pretty Good

Pretty good, you know more than most but there are still a few things you could learn. Consider yourself one of today knowledgeable people though
Take the Sex Act Quiz at NaughtyQ.com

My Interests

Lillia, Outdoor activities, movies, music, yadda yadda yadda. Going out and drinking is usually the highlight of my week.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Almost everything but country or hard core rap. Alkaline Trio, Weezer, Offspring, Franz Ferdinand, tons of others.

Movies:

Sin city, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Way of the Gun, Infernal Affairs I & III, Finding Nemo (yes Finding Nemo), tons of others as well. OH yes, and Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. If you dont know this movie at all, i will find you and hurt you.

Television:

Family Guy, the old Simpsons episodes, Deadwood, Aqua Teen Hunger force, Red vs. Blue (does this count?), the classics.

Books:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Superman 75% Iron Man 75% Spider-Man 75% The Flash 65% Robin 53% Supergirl 48% Catwoman 45% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 38% Hulk 25% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...