My name is Lord Vader. I am the Lord of the Sith. I once was a jedi, but I was betrayed by all of the jedi. Now, the jedi have been destroyed and the Empire is arisen. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
Any jedi who is not dead so they can be slain by non other than me. Also, my recently descovered son, Luke Skywalker. Soon he shall join the Sith and the rebelion shall truly be crushed!