Vess

I'm Vess. Heir to the throne on a far, far away planet inhabited by the feline kind. Being a sheltered kitty that i was, i was bored with the life of royalty. I wanted to experience something fresh... something new! One day i snuck on board my private spaceship... being MY very own private ship, i saw no reason why i needed to "sneak" on board, but i wanted more of a thrill in doing so, so i snuck on MY own ship anyways...I took off and left my planet behind. The planet that i've headed for was said to be a remarkable one! Such rumored peace and.. tranquility of this planet reached far and wide throughout the galaxies. A planet inhabited by a hospitable race. A planet worthy of much MUCH praise... Yes, i've always dreamt of visiting such a planet.............. too bad i ran out of fuel half way and crash landed on Earth! =OEarth... such a dessolant wasteland full of many foulness... even the kind of foulness u would accidentally step on, with its god-forsaken stench latched on the soles of ur feet everywhere u go... but wait!!! Have my eyes deceived me?!?! My feline kind... they are all strays, wandering the dirty streets! How come they aren't being worshiped by these Earthlings as they should? I know now what my destiny is. I must rise up and gather all my feline friends and we must take over as rulers of this planet! Never again shall these people tie us up in bags and toss us in the river! Never again shall we have to hop up on their laps, being all cutsie and super mega ultra adorable-like to get pampered!!! Such tyranny shall never again be tolerated!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!Wanna know more about me? Just ask! =)