YIM/MSN Messenger: [email protected] Things you should know about me! 
-I am a Marxian
-I'm a libertarian socialist. 'Nuff said
-I have a problem with cursing
-I have an addiction to pen spinning
-I could give a shit less if you do drugs or whatnot
-You are the most beautiful thing i've seen
-You may have just won a million dollars, but i'll still be there for you
-I hate cops
-I am a POLICY Debater. Fast speaking ftw. 
-I am a Really nice guy when I want to be. 
-I have a bullshit detector that is extremely tuned.
-I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootise roll pop.
-I have a fetish for small things. (No, not that, you creepy person!) 
-I am a hyperpolyglot. -- Portuguese is my favorite. 
-Sometimes, using small words is harder than using big words for me. 
-I have a shiny blockbuster card that i'll never ever use. 
-I steal music from the internet and have no trouble from it. 
-It isn't stealing-- Its "Expropriating to the revolution."
-I know CPR
-I suck at Strip Poker
-I am VERY patient
-I'll grant you three wishes 
-You'll sleep better when i'm next to you 
-It's okay, I don't really expect you to last longer than 10 minutes anyways 
-I can ramble for hours
-I am usually quiet, though
-I make lots of lists.
-I can believe its not butter
-by this time, you've wasted so much time that you could have messaged me! Do it! 
 But enough about me, what about you?
Information wants to be free. I'm the liberator.