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About Me

Random crap that comes out of my pie-hole that best describes me: Cat's in the bag, bag's in the river-'Ello Princess-Someone's gonna get their head kicked in tonight-Oo wants a cup of Rosie-What part of "fuck-off" did you quite not understand-Next you'll tell me that sticking your fist up a sheep's bum during Lent will make you fertile-'Ow much for a long hard shag-Christ died for his sins, not mine-Nice!-What a waste of skin-Get the beers in-Oi!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm tired of the sound of one-hand clapping. So if you have an open mind; like shits and giggles; can give it as well as take it; and occasionally like to be donkey-punched. There's a seat at the table and the drinks are on me. If not.....move along....chop fucking chop!

My Blog

Sex Lies & Crack

So it's a New Year and of course it's time to be resolute. One of which is to tell the truth no matter how much pain it causes. Of course the year is only 5 days old and I've got two friends who won't...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:58:00 GMT

Yuletide medication.

I strongly recommend that anyone in the bar industry subscribe to medication the first two weeks of December and the first two weeks of January. Wear that shit eating grin and laissez-faire attitude o...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:37:00 GMT

Wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member.

I use to date a Suicide Girl who blogs. Could never relate the blogger with the reality though. Which means are we in the habit of "acting" out to those we cannot see. Reassured that we will neve...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:54:00 GMT