Im Older Then Jesus
Im A nice Guy, Long Beard
I go by the name of John Ward
in the months of January To November
And Then I start to grow my Beard
And I spread Joy Around The World
So Far No1 Is on my Good List
Because I Have NO FRIENDS?
If You Have Been Nice This Year i will probably spend about 18p only you
But if you have been naughty
I Will Probs Make You Eat Some Cole Or A Dead Baby
Even My Elfes are upset
So Add Me And Lets Get The Lists Ready
Santa
