Layout made by Auntie TayAbout me eh? well, I am not from Canada.
I just survived heart surgery!
I didn't flat-line even once on the table!
I have an entirely different pulse and blood pressure than I have ever had in my entire life now!
I still have chest pains.
I should be as good as new in about 6 months.
I grew up in a tiny town in Alabama and escaped successfully from there at the age of 18 and changed my name, never to return!
I ran like the mafia was after me.
I moved to Colorado, where I knew no one, and I started a life.
I graduated from college there and got a worthless degree, then did what I really wanted to do, which was design jewelry.
After I graduated from CU, I went to metal-smithing school, and then apprenticed under a goldsmith. That was pretty similar to slavery, but I learned a lot.
Now, I am a jewelry designer and a web designer, and a professional clown (sometimes).
I like playing with fire.
I have migraine headaches and it is my life goal to kick their asses completely!
I have a new kitten that is deaf, stone deaf.
I have a torch/tank set up in my kitchen, and it kicks ASS!
I am obsessed with the stars, and star-gazing and anything astronomy related.
I am obsessed with meteorites and making jewelry out of them.
I hate George W Bush, and thought he was the fucking anti-christ before he was ever our president.
I have a cell phone that is so old I can't get text messages or pictures.
I was once married in Vegas, in a drive thru wedding chapel, to a guy, 3 days after I met him! ~true story~
Myspace is my D.O.C..
