Jesus Christ- Public relations.
George Washington- Clothing designer
Vlad The Impaler- Correography
Elvis Presley- Physician
Steven Hawking- Sexy male model
Adolf Hitler- Drug Rehabilitation
Ayatollah Khomeini- Hair Stylist
Helen Keller- Set Designer
Saddam Hussein- Neckties
Quote: "I am seizing all of your light bulbs so that when you need artificial light you could kiss my ass."
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Member Since: 09/11/2006
Band Website: http://gpr117.deviantart.com
Band Members: Who in the hell else do you think I'll hangout with?
Influences: Flossilized mummies, cotton candy machines, and premature babies!
Sounds Like:
Your parents having sex in public.
A drunken homeless person running in circles.
A wheelchair wheel that needs oil.
Paint drying.
A mother smacking their child in the rain.
Chafed thighs.
The Albert Fish trial.