Simplicity is best:
I'm 25 years young and only getting younger.
Fun is the name of the game, at all times.
I cook at home more than I eat out. It's just better.
Random road trips are the best ever.
I don't drink for enjoyment, I drink to get drunk. Alcohol is gross.
I don't do drugs.
I work for the cable company. Nope, I don't do installations.
...Want to know more? I don't bite, hit me up.