Coping With Unwelcome Nudists |
Coping With Unwelcome Nudists
I bring a request
From the rest of us here on the beach
Now, we're not nosey parkers
But you're showing us items
We'd rather not see
So please...
Cover yer leathery carca...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:37:00 GMT |
Music Trivia |
Did You Know........
- There was a series of answer records released in response to "Sylvia's Mother" by Dr Hook, including "Sylvia's Restraining Order", followed later by the less successful "Just Le...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:35:00 GMT |
On today's programme.... |
I'll be showing you why it's not a good idea to make toast in the bath.
But now, over to Aunt Myrtle and Anus the Frog for "Horse Turd Cuisine"!
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:41:00 GMT |
Welcome To The Shopping Blog |
On today's show, we're offering you this exclusive casual sweater, made entirely from the pubic hairs of a horse.
The horse's name is Chip. He is a kinky horse, and is very fond of you.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:38:00 GMT |
Ginger |
Having been a lifelong ginge, it's always puzzled me why from playground level upwards (which isn't too far of a stretch for some people if we're talking mental age) certain individuals ("twats",...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:22:00 GMT |
More haikus |
Blue gnu, moonlit zoo Plays his sax the whole night through Chimps nod, they dig it
Through autumn twilight Basket filled, I wander home Ripe squirrels for tea
Penny for my thoughts? A p...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:40:00 GMT |
First Date Blues |
First date blues
or
She's not the girl for me
Her voice was shrill
It just got shriller
And, terrified, my pet gorilla
Loosed his droppings
Rather violently
They hit the floor
And scu...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 14:25:00 GMT |
Country & Western Penguin Haiku |
Country & Western Penguin Haiku
Penguin hitch a ride Rucksack packed with fishy snacks Truck stops, good times, fish
Midnight diners, bars Good lovin', singin', whiskey Deal the cards, win fish
...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:46:00 GMT |
Fear of Eggnog |
Fear of Eggnog
or
True Love Will Find A Way
Him: A morbid fear of eggnog
Has totally unnerved me
So I can't attend...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:48:00 GMT |
Well, If You Must Know... |
Well, If You Must Know......
She thought him quite the charmer
As he crossed the dancefloor, nifty
He had sideburns like a farmer
And a hint of something shifty
Hung about him
Like a dangerous ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:39:00 GMT |
