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(captain cristoph)

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I will rip off your face with my judo chop magic. I wear corduroy pants that are very sharp. I rock pumas or chucks. I own a dvx (camera, specifically, video, not to be confused with the sex toy) I create mad filmage on a weekly basis with my mad filmage crew, Running with Flowers. (www.myspace.com/runningwithflowers) We are rad. (you can also check us out at www.runningwithflowers.com) I have left the oc, and now live in la la losangeles, where everything is the same, except the beach is a little further away. As a side note, the Los Feliz area is super cool, and I love my view of the Observatory. No Kid!And because it seems the makers of myspace hate macs, I am proud to say that this profile is operated problem free and windows free by my powerbook. thanx steve jobs for all you gave the world.

My Interests

The three ph's: Philmage, Photography, and Phunk. Also, dvx mad filmage, Chuck Taylor's, Music, judo chop magic, and sharp pants...

I'd like to meet:

Rivers Cuomo, Steve Jobs, Billy Dee, Doctor Venture, and Batman...

Music:

first and most important: =w=, Jandek, Lifetime, The Bouncing Souls, Anti-Flag, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Murder City Devils, Weerez, The Pixies A Gun Called Tension, Desaparecidos, The Faint, The Ramones, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Snow Goons, Del, Typical Cats, Modest Mouse, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits...comedy: Patton Oswalt, Brian Posein, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Zack Galifinackis, Jim Gaffigan, Andy Dick, David Wain, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Robert Garant, Thomas Lenon, Kerry Kenny, Dave Foley, Tom Green...

Movies:

Marty, Steven, Robert, Sam, Paul, Wes, George, Stanly, Alfred, Orson, Apatow, Wain. OLD BOY. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bro's, Stella, Reno 911, Well, anything by former members of the state... ASTROBASE Go!

Books:

Dave Edgers, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, J.D. Salinger, The Great Gatsby, I am Ledgend, Sidartha, The Complete American History, Everything Your Highschool Teachers didn't teach you... Zodiac Unmasked, Everything is Illuminated...

Heroes:

The Honor Roll: Hunter, Kurt Vonnegut, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, Thomas Jefferson

My Blog

In which Captain visits NYC.

I went east and visited 4 of the 5 boroughs, The Dirty Jerz, Philly, etc... I t was awesome. I saw some crazy shit. I met up with Palmer, I saw this: thats right, The Ghostbusters HQ. (Coincidently, t...
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:25:00 PST

In which Captain runs through Los Feliz, like a mad bat.

First off, Yes, I am lame, but I gots to show my new hood pride. Go Cougars. Ha. Just went up to the Observatory today, that is really fun. You should do it. Also, been hangin in my apartment and rela...
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:52:00 PST

In which, the man, (captain) runs outside in his panties...

Have been thinking of a few things to say here to wrap up the year. And yet, unwilling to vomit my empty feelings onto the world. I can't shake this. Despite all the great news, (this goes out to you ...
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:14:00 PST

wow

its raining and i am happy.
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:17:00 PST

:(

my dog got put down, and i am sad. hmmm. luckily, i found a little bit of a good time in the music of "the point" by harry nillson. Specifically, the song "me and my arrow" a little ditty about a boy ...
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:04:00 PST

Fear and Loathing in Woodland Hills

Hellfire and BrimstoneSurvivalwindWhateverSo, it became clear to me sunday night that I may need to evacuate my apartment. Which is just perfect. Jaybes is sacrificing goats in texas and DC is buildin...
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:23:00 PST

Oscar Season

It is my fav time of year. Sure, spring has the fresh newness, and the ocasionally good romantic comedy, summer has the mega blockbusters, and the quircky sleeper hits, but fall, fall is special. Awar...
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

=w=

new album comeing soon. oh man, oh man I can't wait.-c
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:36:00 PST

as a side note

I also recently watched the first season of snl. Including John Belushi performing A Litlle Help from My Friends. The Beatles song. He danced crazily and went fuckin ape shit over it. I had assumed th...
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:18:00 PST

woodstock

trying to watch this doc on the "famed" 3 day hippi love in er, festival.,..crazyhippiesdrugswhats the point?
Posted by (captain cristoph) on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:59:00 PST