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Chefin' ain't easy

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

What can I say, i'm a lieing, cheating bastard with a heart of gold, I care for my friends and like a good Vodka based drink, like vodka! Also, you can sit me down for any Kevin smith movie or ep of JTV.LONG LIVE THE J'S!!!Find me on MySpace and be my friend!
You Are An INFP
The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. What's Your Personality Type?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself, Because i could say a had a conversation wit hmyself and not look like a basket case. Brad Smith, so I can see if Fight Club rubbed off on him. Kevin smith, so i can challenge to a game of poker, and win , I hope. The guys from superbad and the mighty boosh. the entire jjj team.

My Blog

Dieting, the alternative to being a jiggly fat ass.

Well, unless you have the intelligence of a lemming, you might have gathered that I’m talking about myself, because lets face it, being an apprentice chef does have its downside in the form of m...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:17:00 GMT

So I remembered I have a life outside of work, woopty fucking doo.

Well boy's and girl's It's been a whole three days down here at the wonderful kingfisher resort* and I can safely say this is the greatest decision i ever made without actually having to think about i...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:18:00 GMT

wow, what a long time between blogs. No really I mean it, its been a loooooonnnngggg time

G'day evrabody, jeff here coming to you from the big wide world of his 2 hour break. Well i guess I rather owe an explanation as to why I might not have seen anyone at all in the past 4 months, and th...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:04:00 GMT

The Chef's apprentice

WOOOOO motherfuckin' HOOOOOO. I got myself a real job. Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the new Casie's Deli apprentice chef. No longer shall I be looked down upon by mere customers who can't te...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 17:51:00 GMT

I smell Christianity. HIDE!!

(this disclaimer says that I have nothing against religion itself, so don't be offended)     So I go to this party on saturday night, and, being only one Four, count em, Four people drinking...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:06:00 GMT

My vodka's empty, give me another.

So last night I went out on the town for the first time ever, having deciced to go to my managers 21st party at the mad cow. And what can I say, I was there early enough to get a drink at the irish ba...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:17:00 GMT

My disappearing act

Well hiya everybody. yeah, I know what your saying, and I assure you, I am not at all dead. so you might be wondering where I've been for these past number of weeks. Well, I took up a chefs cours...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:42:00 GMT

The two-edged blade of fast food

howdy doody all, and welcome to another installment of my blog. if your wonder what this is all about, it all centers around the end of sunday nights shift at KFC, where me and the front staff crew wi...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:46:00 GMT

If this is heaven, where's the Vodka fountain, pizza tree and Mexico?

Well hello there everybody, and its another sunny day in the world of jeff.   Really, I'm serious, its really good. First and foremost, I've come up with another idea for a novel, which I can hop...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:59:00 GMT

Jobs suck

I am beginning to wonder at the mentality of some of the people around me. For starters, lets begin with the age old Emo problem, Parents. (Hey, no offence emos, But you people are starting to bug me,...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:32:00 GMT