Dieting, the alternative to being a jiggly fat ass. |
Well, unless you have the intelligence of a lemming, you might have gathered that I’m talking about myself, because lets face it, being an apprentice chef does have its downside in the form of m... Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:17:00 GMT |
So I remembered I have a life outside of work, woopty fucking doo. |
Well boy's and girl's It's been a whole three days down here at the wonderful kingfisher resort* and I can safely say this is the greatest decision i ever made without actually having to think about i... Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:18:00 GMT |
wow, what a long time between blogs. No really I mean it, its been a loooooonnnngggg time |
G'day evrabody, jeff here coming to you from the big wide world of his 2 hour break. Well i guess I rather owe an explanation as to why I might not have seen anyone at all in the past 4 months, and th... Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:04:00 GMT |
The Chef's apprentice |
WOOOOO motherfuckin' HOOOOOO.
I got myself a real job. Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the new Casie's Deli apprentice chef. No longer shall I be looked down upon by mere customers who can't te... Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 17:51:00 GMT |
I smell Christianity. HIDE!! |
(this disclaimer says that I have nothing against religion itself, so don't be offended)
So I go to this party on saturday night, and, being only one Four, count em, Four people drinking... Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:06:00 GMT |
My vodka's empty, give me another. |
So last night I went out on the town for the first time ever, having deciced to go to my managers 21st party at the mad cow. And what can I say, I was there early enough to get a drink at the irish ba... Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:17:00 GMT |
My disappearing act |
Well hiya everybody.
yeah, I know what your saying, and I assure you, I am not at all dead. so you might be wondering where I've been for these past number of weeks. Well, I took up a chefs cours... Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:42:00 GMT |
The two-edged blade of fast food |
howdy doody all, and welcome to another installment of my blog. if your wonder what this is all about, it all centers around the end of sunday nights shift at KFC, where me and the front staff crew wi... Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:46:00 GMT |
If this is heaven, where's the Vodka fountain, pizza tree and Mexico? |
Well hello there everybody, and its another sunny day in the world of jeff.
Really, I'm serious, its really good. First and foremost, I've come up with another idea for a novel, which I can hop... Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:59:00 GMT |
Jobs suck |
I am beginning to wonder at the mentality of some of the people around me. For starters, lets begin with the age old Emo problem, Parents. (Hey, no offence emos, But you people are starting to bug me,... Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:32:00 GMT |