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Brian

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About Me

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part of the fidius.org network Real quick, I live in St. Louis, Missouri, up in North County, with my wife of 16 years, Sophia, 5-year old daughter, Katie, a demonic pug named Sasha, and a cat named Toonces. Sounds like I've got it all, right? Just looking for some new friends to chat with occasionally. If you're bored and ever want to chat, just drop me a line. I'd love to hear from you! background-image:url("http://www.myprettylayouts.com/images/ beachbox.jpg"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position:center center; font-size:0px; letter-spacing:-0.5px; width:435px; height:120px; display:block !important; } span.blacktext12 img {display:none;} I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A few from the land of the living: Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Buffett (pretty much anyone named Jimmy, apparently), Barack Obama, John McCain, Carl Hiassen, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Clint Eastwood, David Letterman, Sandra Bullock, Tina Fey and Bonnie Hunt (what can I say, I love funny women!). And I'd like to party with Willie Nelson just once! Those gone to their final reward include: Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Mark Twain, Elvis, Harry Truman, Babe Ruth, Benjamin Franklin, Johnny Carson, Thomas Jefferson, Ernest Hemingway, and any relatives who left this earth before my arrival.


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I know I'm getting older, and don't always understand what "kids" are doing these days (DEFINITION: I find myself oddly calling anyone younger than myself "kid").  And there is one thing tha...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:21:00 GMT

I'm Not Losing My Hair...It's Only Relocating.

As I get older, I'm amazed at how my hair is slowly transporting itself from the top of my head to other regions of my body where its presence is totally unwelcome. Is this some kind of cosmic joke th...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 16:38:00 GMT

The Virginia Tech shootings and the national media

After the tragic shootings at Virginia Tech, I don't know who I detest more: the anchors/reporters in all their orgasmic fury in search of survivors, or friends and family of victims, t...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:50:00 GMT

Things I Despise

Just noticed a few things over the last couple days--things that really irritate me. So, here it goes, Brian's Top 5 list of things that piss me off at this exact moment: 5) People soliciting at busy ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:00:00 GMT

Driving through Kansas

At the start, I want to say that I really love the mountains. So, almost every summer, my wife, daughter and myself stuff ourselves into our Corolla and travel approximately 950 miles to get to t...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:57:00 GMT

Does God exist?

It is that great question of the universe. Is there a creator of our world or are we just the result of some unlikely cosmic accident. Good question--and I'm not entirely satisfied with either option....
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:44:00 GMT

A Few Thoughts on American Idol

Okay, first off, I am not someone who watches Idol every season. The only other season I watched it fairly regularly was the year that Carrie Underwood won. However, for some reason, I have been ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:17:00 GMT

Bad Songs That Are SO GOOD...

Okay, I admit it, I like some music that is critically acclaimed--acclaimed by others that it wasn't worth recording in the first place. But there is music that we all have hidden ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:51:00 GMT

Hello? This banana is for you...

My daughter is a knucklehead. A beautiful, sweet-natured one for certain, but a knucklehead nonetheless. After going shopping today, we returned home and I commenced to putting the groceries away. As ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 19:18:00 GMT

A Son and Mixed Feelings About His Father

My father is in so many ways a self-made man. He dropped out of high school his senior year to join the army, and later went on to receive his GED and become a police officer the year I was born....
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:39:00 GMT