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BATCHILD

About Me

BATCHILD - Batboy's Makes Me Cries
Formed in 1995, Batchild were then, are now and ever shall be Matt Child and Bat Face. Bringing pompous, self congratulating and ill-deserved arrogance in an ever increasing vacuum of innovation. Batchild is the abandonment of integrity, creativity, English grammer and of hope. The embracement of the banal, irrelevant, toe curling and the quite honestly baffling. Batchild re-introduces the selfish, tuneless but infectious distraction you might expect from pubic lice but no cream has yet been created to rid the world of Batchild. In a world where genre means so much, and the merging of genres is so popular casting a musical (ahem) net as wide as funk / newworld / metal / country and western / disco / punk / thrash / electro means that we are at least 8 times better than any other band. Ipso facto. Details of the Batchild himself of whom we sing so much can be researched yourselves through the (now defunct) Weekly World News. MyGen Profile Generator

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Member Since: 09/11/2006
Band Members: Bat Face and Matt Child.
Influences: Bad Poetry/Bombasity/Toe Curling Vocals/Pomposity/Selfishness/Self Obssession/Keyboard Solos/Digital Flange/Arrogance/Loud Echoey 80s style drums/Out of tune guitars/Gutteral Crooning/Digital Tubas/Single Bloody Mindedness/Cadfael/Casio Tone Banks/Batchild
Sounds Like: A keyboard picking a fight with an angle grinder.
Record Label: Batshit Records
Type of Label: Indie

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The Story Behind the Legend

Here is the Wikipedia entry regarding "Batchild", or "Bat Boy" as he is also commonly known. It is all true apart from the bit saying that he is fake. That part is a conspiracy. yours aroused mat...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:45:00 GMT