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Justin Sideyourhead

Do you think it's easy to turn Barry Bonds into a cyclops?

About Me

I love the 19th Century elegance of parallel construction and I loves the postmodern revolution of subject/verb disagreement

My Interests

form, function, Apollo, Dionysus.

I'd like to meet:

5 year-old me, 60 year-old me, 23 year-old John Waters.

Music:

Artist of the Month: Sleater Kinney
Album of the Week:Loretta Lynn Van Lear Rose
Song of the Day:"Rebel Girl" Bikini Kill

Movies:

5 movies most recently watched:Beetlejuice (*****) Don't Need You: A Herstory of Riot Grrrl (*****) Zodiac (****) The History Boys (****) Born In Flames (****)

Television:

What is this "television?" Once upon a time I watched The Daily Show four times weekly. And I think CW cancelled Veronica Mars. I weep. Seriously, there's a tear in my eye.

Books:

last: posner "the little book of plagiarism"
current: webster, "duchess of malfi"
next: something about russian painting. suggestions?

Heroes:

The inventor of veganaise.

My Blog

Newly of Brooklyn, Newly of Ethical Eating, Newly of...

That's all I got.  But if you're in the New York area and know me and are interested in eating plant-based things and making fun of your surroundings, send me a "Hey I'm Here, Love Me!"  If ...
Posted by Justin Sideyourhead on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

I revoke my earlier statement regarding FedEx.

So, my new phone came, at long last. If you don't have my number and want it, you should ask me for it.  I would post it here, but I have what we might call a "healthy paranoia."
Posted by Justin Sideyourhead on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 05:15:00 PST

I Hate FedEx.

Soon, friends, I'll have a new telephone and number, but not until the phone gets to my house.  This seems simple enough, yes?  NO!!!! So, the phone left Tennessee two days ago, and spent th...
Posted by Justin Sideyourhead on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:42:00 PST

The Week in Despair. But desparation's hot, right?

Things I've Done Since Wednesday: 1-Ignored my thesis. 2-Cried daily. 3-Considered leaving the country. 4-Been inspired. 5-Been terrified. 6-Slept too much, and still somehow not enough. 7-Drun...
Posted by Justin Sideyourhead on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST