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Miss Kristen Lee!

Miss Coney Island Pinup 2008!

About Me

Hello All! Kristen Lee here, creator and producer of Big Banana and Little Banana Burlesque! (see my Top Friends below for more details)
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"Miss Kristen Lee is a strawberry cream lollipop dream who has travelled the world enchanting the masses with her sparkling smile and undeniably large rack. An internationally famous pinup model and burgeoning socialite, Miss Lee is a stardust and sugar coated sensation whose mission in life is to save the world with a wink and a shimmy."- Roberta W., publicist
"Cans for days!" -Dirty Funbags magazine
"Better than a whore, not quite as good as Viagra..."-The Duke of Wherezafuckizat
"So cute I think I'm gonna be sick!" -Lenny Welles of Senor Lenny's Titty Snack
"The only thing more wholesome and delicious than Miss Kristen Lee is a slice of apple pie wrapped in an American flag being pecked at by bald eagles while dangling from the Lincoln Memorial."- Bruce Ferguson, President of the Jugs not Drugs Organization
"I don't know what God is and I don't care now that I know Miss Kristen Lee exists." -Stephen Hawkings
A bit more about me: I like to keep it real. I am all party in the front and all business in the back. I live by the philosophy of Roadhouse's Dr. James Dalton (legendary bouncer, martial arts master and phD extraordinaire).... "Be nice.....until it's time to not be nice."

Things I absolutely looooooove.....

Animals, especially the domesicated variety (cats, dogs, ferrets, birds, lizards)
potions, cocktails and elixirs in the form of delicious spirits
dogs in sweaters, cats in hats
FOOD
pinup and creating my own pinup images!
adorable costumes and cutesy lingerie
dancing inanimate objects
absurdist humor, satire
being trashy and fabulous
The Simpsons, The Muppets and Pee Wee's Playhouse
makeup
Halloween and Christmastime
fireplaces
punctuality
nonsense, whimsy, wonderment
little stinkers
angels
fun words like lollygagging, persnickety and balderdash
twinkling lights, teeny mice in hiding, tiny footprints in the snow, secret doors to magical worlds.....
Josh McCutchen Show + Sunday Show Burlesque
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvYoCEgfic0
Check me out at 4:37 being a Barbie girl with It's a Little Stormy and Magic Max!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Gandhi because he seems really sweet and stayed really thin even though old age slows down your metabolism. He also ate a lot of rice, which is a starch, so I'd definitely ask him about his diet tips and tricks.

Marie Antoinette because she had such a great wardrobe and we could go shopping together. Plus, she's French so we could go to Au Bon Pain and get iced lattes and she could translate the menu.

Superman because he is so hot and could get to the grocery store really fast when I'm craving cheese or gummi bears.

Yoda because he's small enough to fit into my sportscar and could find me a parking space anywhere by moving other vehicles with his jedi mind power.

Santa Claus because he's like a trillionaire but only works one night a year so he has lots of time to shop with me and take me to Maui.

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