I am 23 and married to an amazing woman. She makes me smile. I have a wonderfull son who is the apple of my eye. not sure what that means i saw it in a movie and it sounded good. if you don't have kids you need to have them they are great.
I love racing, comedy, and me. I hate stupid people even tho I'm right there with them i know it's weird but hey it's me like it or shut up.when your down lose the frown and say a word that considered bsered and
poopwitacatipilarindamouth
sonofamonkey
ahhorsedonkey
boomkittyboom
ummtatortotsmmm
uppsmybutsallwet
or think of these things
If the red and yellow MnM fought who would win?
If the rabit wasn't so lazy would the turtas still win?
If sweet people melt with water then why did the wicth in wizard of oz melt with water did they get the wrong person?
Will a chicken eat a omlet or is that caniblism?
if you give a monkey a monkey wrech will he know how to use it?
If a bald eagle has feathers why is it a bald eagle?
If a orange is a orange then why isn't a grape a purple?
If theres no such thing as santa then who is eating my cookies?
If these don't make you smile or atlease take you mind off of your promlem then you should run at a pace of 10 feet/sec. toward a wall 476 feet away and after 6 seconds slow to 8feet/sec and put your head down, how long will it take you to hit the wall and how long will you be knocked out?
just thought i would try one more time.My bucket list:
1. Build a park
2. Own a 48 ford fire truck
3. Go to Jerusalem
4. See my son go to collage
5. Give my wife the wedding and honeymoon she deserves
6. Rebuild a 69 firebird with my dad
7. See God
8. Meet someone famouse
9. Have no enimies
10. Do something rememberable
