Member Since: 08/11/2006
Band Website: PIG LICKA, FUCK NO!!"MONKEY HAT, FUCK YEAH
PIG LICKA, FUCK NO!!
Band Members: Full Time Members:-
*The Immortal Lord Ren (The Moron):- Noisy Bastard, Rubber Chicken Player
*Saul (The Novice):- Out of Tune Widdly Pissing about Guitar player, Shit Jokes, Beard
*Chunky Boy (The Sheriff):- String Snapper Bass player, Vocals
*Jimi (The SkipRat):- Slappy Funky Bass, Vocals
*Joel (The Youngun):- Insane Drums, Nutter
Occasional Members:-
*Gary* (The Newby):- Heavy Blues Guitar and Shirtlessness
*The Knome* (Its A Knome):- Saul Bought Him And Floatered Him Up But Noones Seen Him In A Few Years, If Sighted Avoid but tell us, Consider Him Short And Fishing.
*Andy* (Shatner, Shirley, Shikel):- Our Only Fan Usualy Seen In Orange Pigeon Smugglers (Baywatch Style... Like The Hoff)
Influences: Newcastle Brown Ale, Beef Jerky, GREEN JELLY, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Tits, The Toy Dolls, The Insane Clown Posse And Other Juggalos, Pennywise, Rancid, Crass, Primus, Pantera, CKY, Invader Zim, Rambo, Comics, Mead, Machine Head, NoFX, Billy Connolly, Amen, British Films (28 Days Later, Dog Soldiers, The Decent) Some Punk, Some Black Metal, Some Metal!!!! Can't be Arsed to Name em all.
Sounds Like: An Over weight goose farting in 19th century london fog after eating a 6 pigeon dinner. so you will have to come see us to find out, unless you have all of those items to hand.
Record Label: Who the fukk would dare sign us pissed bastards?