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The Monks of the New Order

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Born of the ethereal mixture that is transcendental psychodiddley, the monks were raised to reign supreme in a world careening dangerously towards oblivion. Fostered by the New Order to be the voice of the movement, these two monks excelled at their given task. These recordings represent the entire known works of the monks. They were made utilizing but one string, no more and no less. Why one string you ask? Because one is the perfect number. Though they were two with four hands between them, their fingers numbered sixteen. Right Monk (the designation of Right Monk and Left Monk was instituted merely for purposes of discussion, their real names are known only to those highest in the Order) is said to possess a single, solitary digit on his right hand. One digit for one string. A single string can never be out of tune, and being out of tune with oneself is the most heinous atrocity that can befall upon the likes of humankind. Sonic manipulation and further melodic embellishment is provided by Left Monk and his flawless, almost eerily clairvoyant maneuvering of the delay knobs, seemingly predicting every move of Right Monk. If the answer still eludes you, relax and listen. Hear the sounds, embrace their meaning, and follow the string to enlightenment...it has been said that when the harvest moon hangs low over the sassafras and the black equinox draws nigh, the monks shall reconvene and perform their celestial single string serenade to salve the soul once again.

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Member Since: 08/11/2006
Band Members: We are who you know us to be...
Record Label: Insurrection Records
Type of Label: Indie

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Shane and Hentor over at Insurrection Records have finally made these historic and momentous recording available to the public. Hentor has painstakingly designed an amazing package that really captur...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:22:00 GMT

CD coming soon!

While The Monks of the New Order continue to be discovered and embraced by humans worldwide, the folks at Insurrection records are working tirelessly to make their musical magic available to you on&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 17:13:00 GMT

Behold! The Transcendiddleybow...

After years of searching the ancients lands in Tuvalu, we now believe the ancient performance chamber used by the Monks so long ago has finally been discovered. Within the room a solitary box lay, pa...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 20:33:00 GMT

...overbuds...

Keen eye Brother Ted. 'Overbudding' is indeed an ancient practice that has seen substantial evolution to reach its current position in the aural realm. Originally, overbudding was accomplished throu...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:38:00 GMT

Monks Document Discovered...

The discovery of a recent document has shed light upon the works of these great monks. It contains an eyewitness account of the performances presented here. This account dates the recordings to some...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 21:14:00 GMT