I'm 18 now. I work at Best Buy. I have a "super ultra mega cool" boyfriend. Card games rule if you play fast. People who sing louder than the radio with a serious face when you're with them suck. Beating boys at video games they like is thoroughly amusing. Only boring people get bored. Don't slurp when you eat cereal. Seriously. Read A million Little pieces and Choke. Beware of the drinking fountains at parks. I've seen people do horribly Disgusting things to them. Dane Cook is a silly bitch. Bouncy balls smell weird, and they're still great.
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