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Artswipe

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The Artswipe is a Sydney based blog about art and popular culture. Check it out here: www.artswipe.blogspot.com

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When Artswipe and Skanky Jane met and got married, Skanky J rendered our love in the most gloriously technicolour of low-fi GIF animations... But then the mysterious Vibrator got in the way of our conjugal bliss...

Read all about the honeymoon at Artswipe's world famous blog

My Blog

Exquisite Corpse

Artswipe imagines what it must be like to be dead on linoleum Check out The Artswipe's contribution to the Exquisite Corpse project, adjudicated by The Divine Miss White over at her blog pages.&...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:45:00 GMT

Thanks for the Add

Thanks for the Add! Well here I am in MySpace land having a ball. The music never dies. That disco ball keeps turning. Wait, did someone just slip some Rohypnol in my drink? So welcome to my MySp...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:01:00 GMT

Notes on a Vandal

Unfortunately, the 79th Oscars did not prove Artswipe's psychic ability. With only nine categories correct in my Oscar party predictions, I had no other choice but to eat cake with Ellen. To read mo...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:52:00 GMT

Prize Queen

The Artswipe reviews a recent art award exhibition, throwing in some Oscar predictions for good measure. Read all about it at http://artswipe.blogspot.com/ I'd love to hear your comments, either...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:55:00 GMT

Production Values

"As Anna Nicole Smith, the unblushing celebrity whose antics were at once garish and pitiful, collapsed in her suite at a Florida hotel and casino, people sat feeding coins into slot machines five fl...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 00:34:00 GMT

What's New in Post-9/11 Culture?

Why is that when American popular culture (especially television and film) reference the present war in Iraq, it does so in an overly self-conscious, corny and clichéd manner? For some time the Artswi...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:32:00 GMT

The Horror of Her Nothing to See

Recently I did myself an art favour and saw Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus. When you can't be fucked walking through a museum, an art biopic can really go a long way in providing some aesth...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:27:00 GMT

My First Christmas Card for 2006

Deep heartfelt love to Artswipe fan John Douglas for sending an email with a picture of Bindi Irwin attached. Seriously, it is like I have received my first Christmas card for 2006.&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:00:00 GMT

Friends Forever

My Friends Forever campaign (ie posting HTML picture comments to my fan base) has been completed for now. Thanks for the great comments on my like-none-other collage technique. I am really crafty wit...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:39:00 GMT