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About Me

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging tool.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Scarlett Johansson & Amy Smart

Music:

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

So Easy A Caveman Could Do It

About Me

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Music:

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