Welp, people say I'm easy to get along with.Some might say i go down smooth,if you know what I mean.When your feeling down, I'm always around. When your wife's looking ugly, I look ever so snugly. If your looking for ( chris stop humping my leg damnit ) getting real wasted, or your upper lip pasted, they they call me Jack, you'll never go back to that smelly butt crack , and blazed it. I'll give you a boner, even when your aloner. She'll look so hot, enhanced by the pot, when your tummy's real empty, I'll hit the spot . Sir Daniels the 111 .