M’lady likes a bone |
My girlfriend Jessica collects skulls, she has studied anthropology) and I got her a doozy! Monkey skull!(Don't worry, she doesn't read myspace. She feels it has been lost to Satan.)I'm going to give ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:32:00 GMT |
Star Wars |
I was just watching Star Wars for the first time and I think I spotted something!It seems like "the force" mentioned in the movie is really just a metaphor for faith in the Lord! That's right, it's ex...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 19:41:00 GMT |
German Potato Salad |
When I take my socks off, my feet smell like German Potato Salad.
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 18:53:00 GMT |
What would Jesus do? |
That is an important question especially for kids and developmentally disabled people.They can use it to answer questions like, should I blow my nose? Or, what should I think about abortion?How do we ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 23:16:00 GMT |
Wear Pants While You Blog... It's just common sense... |
Someone told me today that they were naked when they wrote a blog post to myspace. And, as if that wasn't bad enough, the blog posting was about Christ. That's plain wrong!Years ago, I remember a men...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 15:27:00 GMT |
What is the prize in a box of Jesus cereal? |
If you know me, you know I love cereal boxes! One whole wall of my bedroom is covered with shelves of vintage cereal boxes. My childhood nickname was, mom given, Fruit Loops!Well, I was sketching a li...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:10:00 GMT |
Pray for Sanjaya! |
I'm getting revved up for for American Idol BIG TIME!!!This year's crop is especially good, but there is one young man who is especially gooder! SANJAYA! I find myself screaming at the screen whenever...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:38:00 GMT |
Touched by an angel... Even the skeevie bits! |
Hello myspace friends! I took a break from the internet, I felt it was distracting me from the important things in my life. (God, Jesus, relationships with friends, cereal boxes)But, a message from a ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:30:00 GMT |
Mustard Seed Parable |
Today I was going to teach the parable of the mustard seed.Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 16:36:00 GMT |
DON'T PANIC! |
Over the weekend, Jessica introduced me to this great show called Trading Spaces. It's all about redoing rooms in people's houses and then hoping they don't cry when they see it. Anyway, it inspired ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 17:49:00 GMT |
