And Im so tired of me. Whithered and unclean. |
Justice is a carrot. Defiance cannot slow an unstoppable force, no matter how sound the argument. Breath is a rather expensive commodity.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:14:00 GMT |
Typing with one hand is really hard to do. |
I guess working the blue collar life finally caught up to me, because I severed a finger at work on Tuesday.Getting paid the big boy bucks to operate an ancient piece of shit, I did something stupid t...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:15:00 GMT |
I’m sick of your mouth and your 2% milk. |
That should be 1%, but hey, I didn't write the song:
Also, replace "dog" with "cat" or "everyone else on earth", and we don't have any food to start on fire. Otherwise it's really accurate.Wh...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:54:00 GMT |
A hypocrisy laden rant about tact and its relationship with freedom of expression. (VERY LONG) |
Artistic freedom can be a horrible thing.I saw something the other day that didn't quite sit right with me, and having given it some more thought I'd like to use it as a trampoline to jump right into ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
Attn: Diet Coke drinkers - aspartame is psychoactive! |
According to what I'm reading, the artificial sweetener aspartame has now been found to be very psychoactive. About 50% of aspartame is metabolized into phenylalanine, a precursor to dopamine and nore...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:30:00 GMT |
In case you didnt know... |
In September I am doing something I never thought I would do - I am getting married. Congratulate me, bitches.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:09:00 GMT |
I don’t believe in "types". |
You know, like a person is supposed to be attracted to a certain type of person. I think attraction is developed in little small pieces as you go along, and little bits of those you love move from lov...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:53:00 GMT |
Apparently someone is reading this. |
It's true. For some reason I'm averaging about 100 views a week, and I make a blog post every three months or so, making this a little odd. This is really coming out of nowhere, seeing as how a few we...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:36:00 GMT |
Sponsor my ass for charity plz k thx. |
Hey all,I know some of you mutuals out there have gotten something similar from Emily already, but for those of you that haven't, I have decided to walk in the Chron's and Colitis Foundation of Americ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:56:00 GMT |
Tube in nose != dance all night |
I've been running a pretty decent fever over the last 4 days or so, something in the range of 102+, along with a heavy chest cold and vomiting and last night it got so bad that I was puking/coughing b...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:06:00 GMT |
