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Toni [Has a Tyler!]

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About Me

My name is Toni.
If you don’t like me there’s nothing I can do.
NEWSFLASH!
I don’t live to please any of you.
As for me,
I love and hate equally
and intensely
You can’t be my friend unless you are stimulating.
I’m not being stuck up-
I just like interesting people
and I’m not going to surround myself with downers
I love things that are dangerous, impulsive, and high
I thrive on contradictions and inconsistencies.
I love to do things for the shock value
Sometimes …I can come off as a sarcastic bitch
and I have the oddest sense of humor.
Not everybody appreciates it.
Honestly,
I just love to laugh
and I have NO problem laughing at myself
(or you)
when the moment isn’t always exactly right.
I will never settle for less then exactly what I am out to get.
I will NEVER stop until I get what I want-
I want the world.
I am a driven, hardheaded, opinionated maniac.
If we disagree, you’ll know immediately.
It doesn’t mean I’m close-mined-
I love to learn
And I love new things.
Learn me something new and I will love you
I’m not one for guilt or remorse
I regret nothing in my life
The nasty stuff…
I learned from it.
that’s what it’s there for!
DON’T think you know me because you’ve seen my myspace
or you’re an idiot.
This book was written by a lunatic
and the cover has been doused in cheese.
So fuck that first piece of paper and judge me…
…well, whenever you want, but certainly not by this thing.
Don’t even try, you’ll fail miserably.
I’m not a drunk
but I love my beer
..and wine
..and wine coolers
..and Jaeger
and….
long nights :D
DON’T
Talk to me if you are
gansta.
(ESPECIALLY the oh-so-macho- wannna be thugs you find in places like ukiah.
gag.)
..or emo.
I like to make fun of you-
you amuse me
but otherwise, you’re completely wasting your time.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who can feed my playful side, but also sit down for serious conversations

lacking that, ill go with....Harry Truman, Rudyard Kipling, Greg Costikyan (so i can KILL THE MUTHERFUCKER) Dave Barry (i want one for myself!!!!!!)

My Blog

William Henley = best poet in the world.

InvictusOut of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul.In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud....
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:20:00 GMT

want you all to know&

...That if any of you vote for McCain, we are no longer friends. I've always been pretty sympathetic to the Republicans, but this has gone too far. If you want to tear up the Alaskan tundra, turn C...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:47:00 GMT

Too much, maybe? il learn to handle it.

First time in a long timeI'm FEELINGThings that are strong. (Scary) Floods of emotionsI can't rememberWhat the names are)They send me reeling Things that itch at my skin When I'm trying to sleepAnd pe...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:40:00 GMT

Its not regret, its nostalgia

One version of the story is- I miss you With the dangerous animal instinct that drives a pheasant toward the poacher.I miss the "you"Who could pick me up with one armWho I could seduce in flannel and ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:23:00 GMT

To the Lisha's of Ukiah...

the city of bitches and liars-lets talk about my headline.The polite people say I'm spiteful or cliché. The rude ones have pegged on much more colorful terms.The sad fact is that this town is just tha...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:23:00 GMT

Lysol

July the first, i call my life a mistake preemptive strikes at grace they fell through the grate of the drain in my soul but it was there for a reason! i swear on what you hate (thats me) that one day...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 23:03:00 GMT

Dearest

R.I.Sunny Days, David Travis Ashford.Death my dear, your early here Have you forgot the time? Or lost, perhaps, along the way The list of yours and mine? And what mistake, was made to make You stop ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 23:01:00 GMT

Thoughts on God

Though the wind reminds us There is emptiness without Still we shun and still we run, From this knowledge towards the sun Forgetting in our loneliness that we're the only ones Just to see them, and ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 22:58:00 GMT