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machine elf

About Me

I'm waiting for the day I'll forgive and forget.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This is Clark, my best fucking friend. I understand him, he understands me.
No replacements.

My Blog

I don't understand

what happened to us.People always tell me that I try to understand things too hard, and that sometimes there just isn't anything more to it than what it is.but I find that bullshit.People are just afr...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:29:00 GMT

stories 7 under

If you can relate to this...When you're making mudcakes and eating watermelon with ants on them, the last thing in your mind is being tidy. My mother rushed me to the shower. I never wanted to shower ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 09:32:00 GMT

nakemeat.

If there is one object that the average consumer uses most, it is the bed and if there is one thing that will never fuck over the consumer, it is the bed. My bed has never betrayed me. It's always rea...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:39:00 GMT

name?

Leave me your name and I'll leave you an insult or compliment. :)  
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:44:00 GMT

pro/anti/existence

One of the most beautiful conversations I've had in my life was giving to me by Kayla James, and you have no idea how thankful I am for it. Anyways, her Terence McKenna introduction to me has given me...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:06:00 GMT

Drano

A drop of water falls from the faucet and hits the fake porcelain sink. In the foreground there are two black dots. They are moving.I bend over then take a closer look. These moving dots are ants. I p...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Everyone Forgets

When you bite into a chocolate cake do you bite every so often or chomp it right up? When you drink tea do you slowly sip it hot or cold or chug it right down? Indulgences are a way to make us happy, ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:15:00 GMT

A million ways

[I have an amazing friend with an amazing girlfriend who went to a not so amazing place in an amazing trip. He is underage and so is his girlfriend, and they walked into the Erotica Cafe. He won mone...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 13:15:00 GMT