About Me
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Hi, I am John Coslett, but you can call me cozzie, or anything that suits you so it avoids confusion. I am a completely RANDOM person, and love random things, the best form of humour is random humour.Please dont judge me by my profile! As this is also a bunch of random awfulness I found at the bottom of a used areosol can.
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Name: John "the sexy one" Coslett
Birthday: 4th September
Birthplace: Maghull, Liverpool
Current Location: My house, wait, yes it is
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6.2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (But good with both though *wink*)
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Addidas
Your Weakness: Erm, pubes
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Peperonni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my bank balance to over £5,000
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: PMSL!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Depends what I drempt about maybe?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: My first ever love on holiday, if only i hadent have fallen asleep:(
Pepsi or Coke: Both are shite like but pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK all the way! BRRRRRRRRR!!!!!AFRA DOME!
Single or Group Dates: Depends, what a tard question
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, they say dont knock it until youve tried it, well i tried it and did just that, knocked it, absolutely fucking disgusting
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like both, oh wait, you meant ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: Only on special occasions like footy matches, concerts and west minster abby playoff between john prescot and william hague
Do you Swear: ME Fucking swear? what....oh wait yes i do
Do you Sing: Yer, i am the x-factor man me
Do you Shower Daily: I'd say so, mostly becoz its the only place I can really go for a wank now and not be disturbed
Have you Been in Love: Yes, still dont know what to make of it all!
Do you want to go to College: I did, I've left now
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, otherwise i wouldn't exist would i? fucking wierdos
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends if its a bumpy ride dawg!
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yes
Are you a Health Freak: Now i am but i wasent
Do you get along with your Parents: Yer i would say so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fucking rule they do
Do you play an Instrument: The pussy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, unless you mean the special kind, then yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but i farted
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep
Ever been Drunk: See above
Ever been called a Tease: Yer, but without the "Mal" infront of it
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, funny stuff
Ever Shoplifted: Yer, nothing bad like, just a merc from a car superstore and the big one rollercoaster from blackpool pleasure beach
How do you want to Die: Having sex, imagine belting one out then snuffing it, how cool would that be
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: On the telly, and professing my love for everyone for no reason
What country would you most like to Visit: Swazyland, its got a boss name
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5.5-6.1
Weight: 0-500lbs, yes, junk in the trunk is good
Best Clothing Style: None at all
Number of Drugs I have taken: Oh for fuck sake
Number of CDs I own: About 5, but mp3 player rules over em all
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0 but soon to be 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not making the right moves with girls i liked, also not picking up that 10p i needed for my bus fair home, the walk home cost me my ankle, if i had gotten the bus i would have gotten home to see the weakest link, but i never, oh well
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