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Chris

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About Me


Not to sound pretentious, but I am awesome. If you disagree we can settle this in World of Warcraft. Dragonmaw server.

My Interests

I have interests that no one else does, like TV, movies, books, and hanging out with my friends. This is what sets me apart from everyone else.

I'd like to meet:


Clive Barker, Umberto Eco, Aleister Crowley, Francis Bacon, Quentin Tarantino, Ricky Gervais, Mark Millar, Garth Ennis, Dario Argento, Barack Obama, Fyoder Dostoevsky, Neil Gaiman, and all the Ninja Turtles.

Music:

Bloc Party, Radiohead, Rise Against, Prodigy, CSS, Alkaline Trio, TV on the Radio, Fratellis, Senses Fail, Muse, Silversun Pickups, MGMT, Teenagers, Hot Chip, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Deftones, Queen, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Gun 'N Roses, ACDC, White Strips, The Killers, The Strokes, The Sounds, Of Montreal, Presets and an assload more.

Movies:

I have hundreds I love but here are my favorite directors: Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Michael Haneke, Oliver Hirschbiegel, Jean-Luc Godard, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola, Richard Kelly, Fernando Meirelles and Paul Thomas Anderson.

Television:

Lost, Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Wire, The Shield, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and any show with Ricky Gervais (The Office & Extras)

Books:

When it comes to books I am a pretentious asshole. I judge people by what they read. That being said I am a post-modern book fiend. Umberto Eco, Philip Roth, Dave Eggers, Jonathan Franzen, Brett Easton Ellis, Clive Barker, and Neil Gaiman are my favorites at the moment. Also, I love esoteric history so you will find a lot of tomes from Aleister Crowley, Francis Bacon, H.P. Blavatsky, William Blake, W.B. Yeats, MacGregor Matthews, and others on my bookshelves.

Heroes:

I have none. Is that what's wrong with me?