Is this normal? |
So I was talking over a few beers with a friend recently, and I'm not sure what the subject was, maybe movies, or violence, or men-who-leave-their-wives-for-skanks, or Brad Pitt (see also: "men-who-le...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:46:00 GMT |
Two in one day ... sorry (this one’s a questionnaire) |
Before I start, KELLY WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE CAT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER?!?!? Thing s Peopl e Shoul d Know! ! who are you? Your worst nightmarename? Erin where were you born? Charleston, Dumbfuckst...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:02:00 GMT |
New York to Erin: Drop Dead |
Wow. The latest of a number of blows has convinced me that New York City does not want me there, ever again. Let's count it down:1. Burritoville shuts down.2. On the one night I'm going to be there, t...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:09:00 GMT |
Ma vie nouvelle (My new life) |
So, last time I wrote things had been really, really horrible and then were smoothing out. Still pretty smooth, I guess, though I've been sick a lot. Strep throat three times, a cold about every month...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:00:00 GMT |
Its all about ME, bitches |
1)What color is your toothbrush?Um. I think it's green. And white. Or silver. Maybe with purple? I have no idea.2) What were you doing 45 minutes ago?Eating my lunch.3) What is your favorite ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:47:00 GMT |
Another dont-feel-like-working survey |
80 Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered: ***Would like to get my money back, because yes I HAVE answered some of these, and it's not 80 (look at the numbers). Loser.***1: Would you ban...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:41:00 GMT |
Dear people who wanted Hillary and are now throwing tantrums saying they’re voting McCain: |
FUCK. YOU. I could launch a logical political discourse here explaining why your choice makes NO FUCKING SENSE, but you're clearly too stupid to understand anything a thinking person might say. So how...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:01:00 GMT |
Just to recap: |
So, it's been a while. Just to keep everyone up, I'll try to be as brief as possible.Kadir didn't show up; Ahmed hadn't told him to meet me. So Ahmed called him and I talked to him and we agreed to me...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:56:00 GMT |
Letter to a moving company |
Most of you know that my move to France was among the worst times of my life. Bolliger International ("international movers since 1909!") was the main reason for this. I have written an extensive (tha...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:42:00 GMT |
Paris Doodle Dandy |
Just wanted to drop a very quick line to say Happy Fourth to everyone. I'm representing well, I think, wearing blue denim bermuda shorts and a red tank top under a white-with-navy Yankees shirt. White...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:55:00 GMT |
