Papa Spank was born from the love and hatred of all things rock. They all started performing together at the age of four under the acronym 'barbershop trio and the brownskin'. Jas, the token, left Britain for 15 years to learn the sitar, he still hasn't got his tiny pea-brained head round the relatively easy to play instument so we gave him a sauce pan to bang instead. We were gonna sack him but he keeps the flys off our food so thats a bonus.
Rockin' Rodney Rodman once had a beautiful full head of curly strawberry blonde (ginger) hair but after a chance meeting with a blender he was never the same again. It was after this incident that R^3 began to write music, the tragedy that had traumatized this once handsome dim-witted young boy had turned him into a horriblly disfigured musical genius. 'Fingaz' is called 'Fingaz' because he has fingers on his left hand and his right hand, he's the coolest member of the group because he's changed the spelling from fingers to 'Fingaz' which is pretty cool. He's easily recognisable in the street because he's got a head with a face on it. Jonathan Knibbs was born in 1984 in a hospital in bedford, North Wing I think.
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