Sports (football, b-ball, baseball, golf) cheap Asian hookers, Miller High Life, rum, traveling and making those cities my own personal playground, working out, listening to XM, run'n moonshine, fighting the good fight against douche bags, brunettes, blondes, and drunken sex.
What I did on my trip to Alaska....
My first job when I was young Asian lad:
No way was I going to let that Asian hooker get away...
My new ride. I figured if I was going to run over any more Asian hookers, I'd better go cheaper.My swing'n bachelor's pad and if you're lucky ladies, you'll see the back seat of the olds!
Certified Purveyor of Miller High Life
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gentle Cannibal.
Where You Lived: South Africa.
How You Died: Natural causes.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Pimp Name Is...
Maestro Pump
What's Your Pimp Name?
As seen on Break.com
I'd like to meet:
Ron Bennington, Fez Whatley, Opie and Anthony, Lil' Jimmy Norton, Louie CK, Ben Stein, Brian Cox, and hot chicks.
Celebs I want to have a one night stand with:
Nichole Richie, Anna Faris, Naomi Watts.
Please donate to the "Feed Nichole Richie Fund"...
For only $.37 a day you can feed my crackhead sexual
fantasy a couple saltines.
The donation for the "Feed Nichole Richie Fund" has been renamed "Feed Nicole Richie/Nicole is Innocent and Who hasn't Drank and Smoked a Little Pot and Drove a Mercedes Fund" and has increased to $2.14 per day. The extra $1.77 will help pay for poor Nicole's court fines and string cheese. She's 85 pounds for fuck sakes!!!
Glad to see your donations are helping!
My favorite porn star..
Music:
System of a Down, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, old Metallica (pre And Justice for All... Kill em All, Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets are genius albums, the rest is garbage), Slayer, Chevelle, The Maynard Trifecta (Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer), Hurt, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson, Killswitch Engage, Megadeth. Karnivool may be the greatest band you never heard of. If you've never heard their music I highly advise you give them a try. Truly, an amazing band out of Australia. Country music is just plain hideous... I'd rather listen to 20 minutes of mediocre faggot sex. And everytime Nickleback is played an angel gets AIDS. Please stop.... I'm not a big believer in God and heaven, but just in case, I don't want my guardian angel gasping and weasing with giant open sores giving me the hiv. Kid Rock, Limp Bizkit, Hinder, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, and Buckcherry also suck quite hard. In fact, they all can roll around in a pile of razors and soak in an AIDS bath afterward...
Your Taste in Music:
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
80's Pop: Medium Influence
90's Hip Hop: Medium Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?
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Movies:
Caddyshack, Super Troopers, Animal House, Zoolander, Team America World Police, Stripes, Full Metal Jacket, Man on Fire, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, American Psycho, Grandma's Boy, Major League, Donnie Darko, The Devil's Rejects, Jackass and Jackass No 2, porn, most 80's comediesimg src="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j142/xpoisonessheart/
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Television:
South Park, Drawn Together, Chappelle Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, Sportscenter, PTI, sports, Reno 911!, Sopranoes, Huff, Entourage, Curb your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, Lucky Louie (should've never been cancelled). Reality TV and all other sitcoms are god awful.
Heroes:
Ron Bennington
Anthony Cumia
Louis CK
Jim Norton
Fez Whatley
Greg Hughes... the actor who plays Opie on the "Opie and Anthony Show"
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