My Friends |
Guys you are just the greatest bunch in the world. I'm so lucky to have you guys on my side. God knows what i'd do without you especially at the moment. I promise to cheer up sooooon and go out and jo...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:26:00 GMT |
A song i wrote |
To the tune of "here we go here we go here we goooo"Verse 1: Get to fuck, get to fuck, get to fuuuuckGet to, get to fuck, get to fuuuu-uuuuckkGet to fuck get to fuck get to fuuuck.Get to fuuu-uuck, fu...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:58:00 GMT |
Lovestruck...Owwwwch! |
It's a very lonely world when you finally relise what you thought was the most important thing to you is really nothing but a minute brushstroke in an almighty painting. On it's own it means nothing b...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:00:00 GMT |
America |
You know your going bald when you start to agree with Morrisey. Yes, America's head is too big. And it's not just the goverment. The country as a whole is very arrogant. But i cant help feeling that ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 14:05:00 GMT |
This week in a four letter word.... |
PAINFUL is seven letters so i guess SHIT is the most appropriate. Why is it that teeth or anything little thing going on in your mouth has to be so damn painful beyond belief? Well thats the probl...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:40:00 GMT |
Shit Joke for y'all |
"I say i say i say....what do you call a musician with one leg but might possibly have another one that you cant see?" "I dont know what do you call a musician with one leg but might possibly have an...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 13:37:00 GMT |
News Bulletin |
I've only just relised how much i like Aerosmith. However that is not the point of this blog. the point is as follows: BREAKING NEWS Daredevil dies: Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter finally got what...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:19:00 GMT |
Irritable Bowel Syndrome - A Deffinition |
Irritable Bowel Syndrome (pronouce key US: i-write-a-bill baow-el sine-d-rome) Nausea, hiccoughs, bloatedness, gut cramps, flattulence. Basically...you shit, you fart, you shit some more and then you ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 13:24:00 GMT |
My dishwashin' days are through! |
Yes i have my very own 1950's style diner. Only one thing on the juke box just now but you cant argue with some Chuck Berry now can you? Nah you all know i love the 50's and i wish i had been alive th...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 15:35:00 GMT |
