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SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Sex With Me is AddictiveÂ

dont waste my time: IF YOU DON'T WANT ME, SOMEONE I WANT MORE THAN YOU WILL!

About Me



Summary Hi. I'm Chris. I'm 24, I like ranch dressing on most anything, I purposely mismatch my socks, I am agnostic, and believe the ultimate goal in life is the pursuit of happiness. I have lived in Sherman Oaks, Valencia and Chicago.

I managed Zero Celsius ,lived on my own, but have recently made changes to go back to school.I have amazing friends and love go out when I have time and extra money.

My Best Friend's Myspace Page (Ashely)

My Interests

Details
I am; stubborn, cocky(confident), outgoing, straight forward, shy, picky, funny, lazy, sexual, strong-minded, and easy going.

I like to; laugh, drink , smoke, go to clubs, party, play ice hockey,relax, make out, practice safe dirty sex, flirt, dance, laugh, socialize, listen to music, watch TV/movies.

I like; red bull and vodka, having my hair played with, Nerf Guns, vicodin (PS: Drugies stop contacting me I am not a drug dealer, I will not get you Vicodin; get injured and go to your doctor like the rest of us!), lemon scented Pledge, clean bathrooms, laser beams (especially blue ones), money, well-thought-out jokes, fog machines and ice hockey.

I dislike; Dishonesty, closed minds, doing laundry, feeling social anxiety, fighting, loud noises, hot places, bright lights, overly-cocky people that need to be put in their place, suburbia, most white trash, macho-ism and people that block you from changing lanes after you turn your signal on, and a lot of French Canadians.

I'd like to meet:

Strong, Supportive and Goal Oriented Friends

Dream Girls: Physically:Thin to slightly thick build, busty, dark hair, light eyes, body-hairlessness, soft lips, super smooth skin, "hour-glassed", always has a sexy scent, unique style to fit her personality,

Personality: Trusting, intriguing, cocky, confident, bitchy, artistic, creative, humorous, tolerant, intelligent, independent, understanding, sincere and honest.

In Bed:biters, scratchers, confident, hair pullers.

Celeberities: Winonna, Brittany Spears, Jenna Jameson, Krystal Steel, Johnny Depp, Peter North, Snoop, the Russian guy from Armageddon (and the V-Dub commercials), Shaq and Will Ferrel

People to meet so I can pimp slap them: Dick Clark, Rosie O'Donnel, Regis Feldman actually spelled (Philbin),Max Wineburg (the drummer on Conan), Dr. Phil and Ophra W.

Music:


FAVORITE 8 CURRENT
1. MUSE
2. BUTCH WALKER/MARVELOUS 3
3. THE LIVING END
4. PLACEBO
5. KEANE
6. THE KILLERS
7. HELLOGOODBYE
8. HOT HOT HEAT

FAVORITE 8 PAST
1. the CLASH
2. the BEATLES
3. the CURE
4. the PIXIES
5. the SMITHS
6. QUEEN
7. DAVID BOWIE
8. TOM PETTY

OTHERS
RENT
Johnny Cash
Rancid
Tiger Army
Dwight Yoakam
Marty Robbins
John Lennon
Joe Strummer :)R.I.P.
Sex Pistols
Bright Eyes
Aquabats
My Chemical Romance
Social Distortion
Regina Spektor
My Chemical Romance
Reel Big Fish
Sublime
No Doubt
Depeche Mode
Outkast
Snoop
Dre
Nate Dogg
Radiohead
LCD Soundsystem
The Strokes
Emenim
The Strokes
CCR
The Doors
Rolling Stones
Al Green
House of Pain
Soft Cell
Blondie
Smashing Pumpkins
Flogging Molly
Misfits
the Transplants
Neil Diamond
And Many More.....

Movies:

Top 5

Unbreakable
The Crow
A.I.
Beauty and the Beast
The Game
Moulin Rouge
Taxi Driver
Old School
Sleepy Hollow
What Deams May Come
Vanilla Sky
Cable Guy
Ace Ventura
Butterfly Effect
Baseketball
South Park the Movie
Anchorman
Lion King
Nightmare Before XMAS
Twelve Monkeys
Donnie Darko
The Time Machine
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Dude Where's My Car
It's a Wonderful Life
Home Alone
Home Alone 2

Television:

C.S.I Miami
First 48
South Park
National Geographic Channel
Discovery Channel
Comedy Central
Paid Programming
Twilight Zone
Simpsons
Futurama

Books:

The Giving Tree
1984
Ender's Game
The Catcher in the Rye
Running Loose
Jonathan Livingston Seagull
Hamlet
The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

Terry Tate (Office Linebacker)

Sean Avery
Heratio Caine
V 'for Vendetta'

My infamous partner in crime.

Cassi and Ibi

I Bake!

RB+V4LIFE

Moo Moo

Brother!

Darcia n’ Arcos

Lenz and R. Thomas

Kurt!

I miss my former neighbors

p5 4life

Some people are liars.

Have you seen this jacket? RIP: Jacket

The other half of “Team E.W.”

My Blog

It's over and i'm just a boy again.....

BUTTERFLIES AND BUNNIESILL REMEMBER FOREVER IN MY CAR AUTUMN TWO THOUSAND FIVEYOUR HAIR FLYING COMPLIMENTING YOUR FACE GLOWINGTHE HEIGHT OF MY UNEXPECTED FALL FOR YOU GROWINGIN MY STOMACH I COULD FEEL...
Posted by SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Sex w/ Me is Addictive" on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:22:00 PST

Relationship Application

Application for DatingFor Chris (SGW: Sex with me is addictive)Females Only Please Copy and Paste this into a message and then fill out and send to me....Or fill it out as a comment.....PREQUESTIONS:a...
Posted by SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Sex w/ Me is Addictive" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top Ten Reasons I Only Sleep Around and Will Probably Never Have A Girlfriend

Top Ten Reasons I Only Sleep Around and Will Probably Never Have A Girlfriend1. All girls are cheaters and liars. If a girl hasn't cheated is for one of the following reasons:     ...
Posted by SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Sex w/ Me is Addictive" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love Ran Off

And Off Ran LoveI never meant to runawayNever mean everything I sayWhat if I never change?Will I still get high from all of you I never meant to drift awayBut here I am yet so farawayWhat if I keep fu...
Posted by SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Sex w/ Me is Addictive" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you are 17 and female click here:

Please post a comment with your date of legalness....
Posted by SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Sex w/ Me is Addictive" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how im feeling.....

Part I was what I wrote first... part two i felt like expains some parts of part I I couldn't clearly write..... Part I: I loved some ladies that loved loving me I quit my loving whenever I w...
Posted by SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Sex w/ Me is Addictive" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HAWAII vs. HOME

Soooo my lil brother made friends and then enemys with the local drug dealers... and he dragged me over to them tonight and he was drunk and talked shit to the guys.... and one of them grabed a hammer...
Posted by SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Sex w/ Me is Addictive" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST