Jesse profile picture

Jesse

ladyjey

About Me

A shelf full of art magazines crushed my wedding ring finger. Now I'll never be a wife. I'll scratch out yer fucking eyes with the pin in my knuckle, tho', if y'all try to fuck with me. BOOYA!

Diamonds rip a dirty trail down the west coast, California grovels at the foot of our one-pieces, bitch.

My Interests

I love being alive. It's something I couldn't appreciate for a long time, all the more savourily fufilling now that I'm old n' medicated. I hate cynics and snobs but respect skeptics. I love the way my cat rubs his soft forehead fur on my face in the morning. I love baby cow eyelashes. There is nothing better than being in bed with a laptop. Except maybe being in bed with someone hot and a laptop. That plays porn. That would be good too. I love cooking and believe that food is always political. I buy everything from thriftstores or on craigslist. My favourite drink is single malt, but i could be easily swayed with a strongbow. Sometimes I'll drink Irish, if that's all you have to offer, but I would just be being polite. I think it would be pretty great if sometimes I could actually make art in my studio.Extra spicy is still not spicy enough. The hotter the water, the better. Cinnamon hearts hurt so good. Winnipeg hip hop gets my freak on. You can never have too much peppermint.

I'd like to meet:

Wallace Shawn.

Music:

Rocking my socks: Tokyo Police Club, Destroyer, canadian prairie hip hop (Epic, when you comin out??), Yo La Tengo, TV on the Radio, Caribou, Magnetic Fields, Smog, Bo Diddley, Swan Lake, Uriah Heep. I resisted the Pink Mountaintops for as long as I could, but it was futile.

Movies:

Hearts and Minds. Maysles Brothers. Frederick Wiseman. Todd Solondz. Werner Herzog. John Waters.

Television:

"Watching television is like throwing black paint on yer third eye." -- Bill Hicks

Books:

Reading is for people who aren't in school.

Heroes:

Friendly people. Xanax addicts.

My Blog

wolves like me

Better people than I were born today:1905 - Joan Crawford, American actress (d. 1977)1910 - Akira Kurosawa, Japanese film director (d. 1998)1929 - Sir Roger Bannister, British runner (he was the first...
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

Two years of solitary never really hurt anyone.

Hey doods,Just a little note to say that I haven't forgotten y'all. I've lost my mind and haven't done laundry in a month. If I didn't have a roommate, my cat would starve for both food and attention....
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:46:00 PST