[Kelvin]

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Guest DJ Set from Loki
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Here are some facts about me. I...
...host my own radio program on Voice FM 99.9 called 'The DarkRoom', every Friday from 10pm until 12 midnight
...am an engineer at Redwood Recording Studios
...write reviews for 100%, which is the dance music section inthe free music street press, Beat magazine
...used to write and provide the layout and design for Loop, ayouth generated section in The Courier
...study Audio Engineering & Sound Production at SAE Institutein Melbourne
...am a Hardware Corporation promoter
...am a member of Discogs.com
...like talking to people with opinions, because I am veryunopinionated myself and find it interesting to hear whatother people think
...feel guilty if I don't do the dishes, even if it's not myhouse
...don't tell people things unless they ask
...don't respond well to sugar
...am also nocturnal so don't sleep unless I have to, probablybecause I'm an insomniac
...am addicted to TV Dinner Chicken Parmigianas
...don't like parties
...use notepad too much
...feel like I'm missing out on something
...like morse code
...enjoy burning things and have too many lighters for someonethat does not smoke
...am addicted to Bubblewrap
...enjoy midnight conversations and 3am text messages
...currently have a semi-self-imposed Emoticon use ban
...think cheating is very, very low
...like editing waveforms in a dark room at 3am
...am a fairly patient person
...don't like talking about myself, and am more interested inother people
...have found Police Cars make me excited when they are notchasing me
...enjoy silence
...tend to shake for absolutely no reason
...am a pacifist
...have a general inability to sleep at other people's housesor in cars
...do not hate anyone
...love nighttime, especially driving around in Lola and Luluthrough random streets
...don't ever want to do any type of public speaking everagain
...tend to enjoy really random things and want a pet banana
...hitting apexes
...never eat breakfast
...attract crazy drunk people on nights out apparently, andthen talk to them for ages, much to the horror of onlookers
...am "romantically challenged", and am known to be completelyoblivious to female advances
...like to be the last one to fall asleep, probably because Isee sleep as a waste of time
...only wear a jumper/hoodie if I don't feel well
...never judge anyone
...find that Sidechain Compression makes me happy, but HardLimiting just annoys me (unless used in Schranz correctly)
...have a mind that never stops, which makes me tend ofoverthink things
...tend to exist long periods of time without food/sleep
...tend to watch Danoz Direct at 3am too often
...hate the way I think
...cannot listen to music as just music anymore, everyinstrument/effect/sound is broken down in my mind
...like to try and have my birthdays go unnoticed, and attemptto hide if I'm sick from people
...find crazy, stupid, completely irrational, violent, drugrelated or random lyrics are the best
...hate to feel like I'm missing out on something
...really hate incorrect track names, remix credits ormisspelt artists
...have come to realise my neighbours don't like any of thefollowing: Schranz above 105dB, any tone under 200Hz forlonger than 3 seconds or the lyrics to Drugface's 'Cuntmaster(Honey Boney Mix)'
...am happy if I have a tennis ball / cricket ball / hackysack, because it keeps me amused
...pretty much base everything I do on Karma
...have been awake for 60 hours straight, without anyassistance
...eat a full box of Pizza or Barbecue Shapes at a time
...have been playing the Game since Year 9
...enjoy silence
...possess skills in the art of entering secure Casinohotels
...used to work 47+ hours a week
...was surrounded by seven digit numbers starting with 2
...am most productive at night, midnight onwards
...have a cat who does not like DJ Isaac kickdrums
...like manuals
...always act as if someone is watching
...hate talking on the phone
...have a mild addiction to hot crossed buns
...hate feeling lazy
...constantly use links to underground dance traxx, which no-one normally understand
...like RaRa skirts. Not on myself obviously
...don't feel the cold
...own cars that is known by most people by their names, nottheir make and model
...once used Monopoly money for a year
...think the name 'Mock Fish' for grated potato is utterlybrilliant
...like the crazy repetitive visuals at Pharmacy parties
...say random things that make sense in my mind... and my mindonly
...love it when vocals get cut up in to small pieces and usedas synths, ie. Dark Monks - Insane (Steve Murano Vocal Remix)(feat. Mim)
...get depressed if I don't have any new SMSs when I check myphone
...plan to never get into debt
...am pretty sure I have many OCD symptoms, but I don't evenrealise it anymore!
...cannot say 'registers' as a consequence of working on the McDonald's helpdesk
...don't see the point of life most of the time
...like to think I taught my cat how to open doors
...want more lanyards
...tend to look at walls and other random things to avoidtalking to people at times
...always act as if someone is watching
...am jaded
...love Nikita!
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Tech Trance
Hard Techno
Schranz
Hard Trance
Hard Acid
Trance
Drum & Bass
Breakbeat
Psy Trance
Hardstyle
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Music that makes you want to fuck things and sounds likeyour stereo is being attacked by chainsaw-wielding technomentalists
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Just close your eyes
Forget your name
Forget the world
Now go insane
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