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Assasinating Shakespeare

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About Me

"Wishing only wounds the heart!"
Every 2 mintues, a hopeless romantic wishes on a star.
But I am just plain ol’ Chris. Random bits and pieces of me. I hate staying home instead of going out to a show or having dinner with good friends. I hate driving to south orange county where there is nothing to do. It’s really a rerun reality of King of the Hill. Yep. I like to drive. I used to drive to SanFran right after high school but with the gas prices going up, it’s cheaper to fly. I love the City. I love sushi. I love sushi. Repeat. I love sushi. But I LOVE Italian. Are you Italian? Females only apply. I enjoy eating out or creating something new in the kitchen with what I have in the fridge. I like to cook. I like to cook for myself or for friends. I have bon fires once in awhile only at Corona del Mar State Beach in Newport Beach. I cook for them all. Carne asada y pollo con todos! BYOB. I am not a computer geek, but I have learned a lot since working for Santa Ana College. Bookstore rocks! But I have answers. I only know computers to what I need to know. I love Macs. I have a PC. I use a PC. I also use a Mac for videos. I am not a gamer ,but I like to play Battlefield 1942. A few of my friends work in white collar jobs. Everyone still lives at home trying to make ends meet. How the hell can someone our age afford a house unless you want to live in Central Santa Ana/Anaheim (Barrio!) unless you’re a drug dealer or a model. I have a dachshund which was once my cousins. He reconstructed their house and well, Brutas is with me now. He is the son my old boss’ at SAC, dog, Bob. I consider myself the godfather. I do know most things. I am typically smarter than my friends academically and socially. I love music, but not love love like how Steve-O, Mike or Acacia love it. I like watching comedies, but don’t remember every line. Yes, everyone loves humor., yet drama is my forte. The comedy guru’s are Tammy, D-Rod and Ryan. I do not dream. Not at all. Most dreams where in the past. I have a bummed right shoulder. I got clipped in high school during a football game chasing the quarterback. I blame the deaf University High School lineman who did that! I used to lift weights, but not as much since that. I still can squat still. I have strong legs. I have a strong back and calves that put you to shame. I used to mountain bike a lot. I used to road bike along the Santa Ana River a lot. I do not like when friends ask me questions that can be found on the internet. I do not like computer calls unless I am fed. I like to pay for dinners with friends. I do not flaunt my money. I just indulge my friends when I get paid every other Friday.Girls only call me Christopher, everyone else Chris or some other obscenities.
I can absorb anything that is said to me no matter how negative it sounds. I can smile. It’s not going to hurt me. I don’t care what is said or what you say. But I am not going to beat you up for it. I am more man than that! But for those who talk shit about/to me: does it make you a better person? Does it affect your day? Will it make it better?I work for a great boss. I make somewhat my own hours. As a team, we consult our city clients on how to budget their allocated funds for future fiscal budgets of their infrastructure/street programs. I collect the data, input, manage and report it. He just does the rest.I like to have fun. I love roller coasters. I love Magic Mountain. I like to drink beer. Guiness, then Hefenwiezen. Bud Select next. Thanks to D-Rod. I like cocktails and mixed drinks. I pretend to be Irish when I am drunk. But I drink responsibly. I don’t drink to get wasted. I drink to have fun and make fun of other people who get wasted.I like to think I am awesome. I am awesome.Bouna Notte.

My Interests

Photographing Southern California. I love to take pictures! I love taking pictures when no one is looking! I love to take pictures of random people! I want to become a National Geographic photographer! But Heff! Call me if you need me to shoot "The Real OC!" Then there are the typical guy stuff: hanging out and getting drunk too fast! Doing crazy things against Sherriff Deputies orders (Saddleback Mountain---yes been on top of it), jaywalking, speeding. Taking long drives along PCH up to Malibu and crashing there....
I do the paint-ball thing occasionally. I also love my baby cousins and babysit them occasionally. They are the most adorable childen and do not cause terror like your little brother!

I'd like to meet:

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Just new friends who are intellectual individuals to drink, eat sushi, eat italian and debate on social events that affect our lives.

Music:

Everything but Metal and Gospel. From Brand New, Third Eye Blind, Angels and Airwaves, The Killers, Nirvana, Blink 182, Alison Krause, Trisha Yearwood...mainly punk, rock, emo, indie, rockabilly, country and classical.

Movies:

Audrey Hepburn freak! She's soooo beautiful! And yes, it's a Breakfast at Tiffany's thing

I love her characters on the silver screen and her character off into real life. Donate to UNICEF and change a child's life!Also, Jennifer Love Hewitt --she portrayed her, damn!!! Hit that up!
Breakfast at Tiffany's, RENT, Field of Dreams, 8 Men Out, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 16 Candles, Pretty in Pink, Heat, , Monty Python, The Longest Day, Stalag 17, Roman Holiday, My Fair Lady (Hepburn version), Finding Nemo...lots more!
Also, Anything that is on FOX, except reality TV.

Television:

Anything on FOX will interest me. Cartoon Network rocks! 24 is my ultimate show. Then Rescue Me on FX. Prison Break is a great drama!

Books:

The book everyone in High School had to read:The Great Gatsby.

Heroes:

God, Jesus, My Grandmother, My Cousin, My Friends

My Blog

June Gloom

I have to leave in a bit to play football for two hours. Full contact Flag Football. Nice. But just sad overall. Life right now is just spinning down a toilet. Spinning. Spinning. But not going anywhe...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:54:00 PST

Sushi

I have decided to start a sushi blog. Mainly, where to eat in Orange County. I have my regular spots yet will try new places and see if you are a seroius afficianado or an OC poser: (ranked in order o...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:15:00 PST

Saturday nights, Thanks You's and Perfection

I want to thank everyone that showed up last night at Corona del Mar last night.There was more than plenty to drink and eat and hope everyone enjoyed it!After being up since 8am Friday morning, I fina...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:04:00 PST

No more Jet Lag

I hope. But baseball's back. Who wants to go to a game? *** Even though I got back last Friday from China, all week long, I couldn't get bck into a normal sleeping pattern. But that's also going out a...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:08:00 PST

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Although many Angels fans are dissappointed with this afternoon's verdict of a case that has stemmed off for a year, a jury sided with the Angel's owner, Arte Moreno, that he did not violate the lease...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:44:00 PST

United State Post Office

Not that I hate the USPS in its entirity, but the Laguna Niguel location has been a joke. I waited an hour to process my passport to be told that my birth certificate is not valid. Correction: not the...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:25:00 PST

Finally!

After more than 5 years of dating; with its ups and downs, my best friend Juan finally proposed to Katherine! I am so happy! That punk didn't even tell me. I think I am only one of the five that know...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bad days....

Other than a few weeks ago having food poisoning from McDonald's, today official becomes a bad day. Now the McDonalds thing a few weeks ago really did my stomach good. I had mass every 90 minutes t...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OC Fair Preview

It was good night to relax. I intended to go to the teaser show that the OC Fair put on the day before the fair actually opened. Ironically, I got great seats since I ran into Melissa's parents the...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Salting old wounds

So I get back from Yosemite but bored out of my mind. I don't want to even clear up my truck...such a mess. Anyways, I hit up Juan and Kat and saw Spiderman-2 at Century. OMG! It opened up old w...
Posted by Assasinating Shakespeare on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST