I'd like to meet:
Id love to meet a bunch of people... But i would really love to meet my self 25years down the road and see what i have done with myself; what do i do for work, who am i married to, how many kids i have... you get the idea... i think that would be bad ass!! .. ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MIKEY B
Birthday: FEBRUARY 9TH... REMEMBER THAT BIEATCHES!
Birthplace: OVARIES
Current Location: UNSURE, CANT SEE STRAIGHT....IM IRISH
Eye Color: BEAUTIFUL
Hair Color: SEXY
Height: WHERE THE RULER STOPS AT MY HEAD
Right Handed or Left Handed: MIDDLE
Your Heritage: DUTCH AND IRISH!!!!!.... CHICKEN FUCKERS!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: 1 ADIDAS SOCK... I AWOKE UP IN A DITCH
Your Weakness: SHOTS OF JACK, JACK N 7, JACK NEAT, JACK UP, BIG TITTS, O BOMBS, SWEET ASSES, OTHER LIQUOR DRINKS, JOE BOTTEN, SLUTS, AND LETS NOT LEAVE OUT THE WHORES....:)
Your Fears: HOLES IN CONDOMS, AND FARVA....
Your Perfect Pizza: CHI TOWN PIES!! WHAT WHAT!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: SAVE MORE MONEY, AND NOT RUN INTO FARVA...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: MMMM... THIS IS A NICE DITCH
Your Best Physical Feature: MY LEFTY...
Your Bedtime: AKA PASSOUT TIME
Your Most Missed Memory: MEMORY?? THATS BEEN LONG GONE!
Pepsi or Coke: JACK N 7
MacDonalds or Burger King: TACO BELL
Single or Group Dates: ORGIES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LONG ISLAND
Chocolate or Vanilla: WHITE IS RIGHT
Cappuccino or Coffee: IRISH COFFEE
Do you Smoke: LIKE A FUCKIN CHIMMNEY
Do you Swear: WHATS WITH THE STUPID-FUTHERFUCKIN QUESTIONS?
Do you Sing: ONLY WHILE PLAYING WITH MYSELF...
Do you Shower Daily: YEA, GOTTA KEEP THE SMELL OF BOOZE OFF
Have you Been in Love: YEA... NO COMMENT
Do you want to go to College: ASU/ HARPER WHAT WHAT!!
Do you belive in yourself: YES, I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
Do you get Motion Sickness: ONLY WHEN IM ON TOP AND LOADED
Do you think you are Attractive: FUCK YEAAAA I GOT A TIGHT ASS!
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: ONLY WHILE SPOONING
Do you play an Instrument: THE "FLUTE" AND THE SPOONS
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: RIGHT NOW WITH MY #4
In the past month have you Smoked: BREAKIN TO HAVE ONE NOW...BE BACK SOON...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NYQUIL.. YEEA YEEA!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ???
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: VICKEYS SECRET... SHHHHH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: BOX YES, OREOS NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SEE ABOVE
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES, I BROKE 2 POLES AND MADE $9.50, DANCING TO "IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER" BY THE SPICE GIRLS
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOT UGLY OR RETARDED
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: FULLY ERECT IN THE TUB!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: JOES HEART, SORRY NICK!
Ever been Drunk: AS WE SPEAK!!! YEEEA KETTLE ONE!
Ever been called a Tease: HOURLY
Ever been Beaten up: JUST MY PECKER
Ever Shoplifted: SEE 4 ABOVE!
How do you want to Die: OLD, ERECT WHILE GETTING THE MORNING PAPER W/ MY MISTRESS
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A POLE DANCER.. GET YOUR SINGLES READY!
What country would you most like to Visit: THE MOTHER COUNTRY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GLAZED OVER
Favourite Hair Color: IM COLOR BLIND
Short or Long Hair: PIG TAILS... WHO WANTS A PULL
Height: OVER 3'5''
Weight: UNDER 2 BILLS
Best Clothing Style: ??? WHAT ARE THESE CLOTHES U SPEAK OF...
Number of Drugs I have taken: YEEEEAAA NYQUIL!!!
Number of CDs I own: 0 IM MORMON
Number of Piercings: O, SEE ABOVE
Number of Tattoos: 1 MY WHOLE BODY
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0. IS DOESNT COUNT IF YOUR DRUNK...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ..
