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Joe

Sorry Black Jesus! Costuming hurt you!!!

About Me

I'm funny! I have brown eyes, brown hair, I'm 5'10 and Love the Ladies! I also love to make people laugh and I love to help old people! I'm smart and a smart a** when I need to be! And I Love to have FRIENDS!!!I am worth $1,891,856 on HumanForSale.comALSO My best Friend, girlfriend, and buddy in my life is my girlfriend Lindsey Crouse! She means the world to me and if anyone tries anything i will get their ears off!!!!!

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

MY Hampster Hammy again because He Died and He was really cool! The only pet i had and i miss my little hammy so this is for you buddy!!!

adopt your own virtual pet!Hamione PASSED AWAY!!! JANUARY 3, 2007 You will be missed by your MOM and DAD

adopt your own virtual pet!When it comes to people, sorry!!! i have met the person i want to meet! My girlfriend Lindsey Crouse! She is the coolie-ist cool chick in the WORRRRRLDDDD and see is all mine suckers!!!! SOOOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!

Music:

I love anything Micheal Jackson!!! The man is a God! Also I like the Sister Act 2 choir! I adopted a cute lil' gothy fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!THIS IS MY FETUS AND I NAME HIM "GARY ROBERTS"

Movies:

PLANET OF THE APE!!!! Its the BEST!!!! ALSO everything funny like Dumb and Dumber and stupid stuff like that! OHHH Ya and All the GIRLS GONE WILD VIDEOS!!! THE GIRLS ARE SEXY!!! And Most importantly BET COMIC VIEW!!!

Television:

Yes, I have 6 of them in my house and I love to watch it!

Books:

Books are Dumb! Why read a book and make something up in your head when you can just watch it on a MOVIE and make fun of it because you thought it would be better a different way!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Heroes:

Micheal Jackson!!! For his Dancing, NOT for his love for children! Also Phil Collins because that is a RADE name! And Pauly Shore( it think thats how you spell it) Because he is FUNNY!

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My Blog

R.I.P. Hamione Granger!!!!

On January 3, 2007 we lost a good soldier!  In September of 2006 Joe and Lindsey decided to have a baby, so they did what everyone would do when they want to have a baby...they went to petsmart.&...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

ASHLEY IS THE SHIZNAT!

haha that's what you get for putting your password on my comp. good havin ya here. later kiddo! xx.ash
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST