Pillow fiiight! |
No, they were not naked pillow fights. Sorry to disappoint. It was more of a, "LOLZ!!!!111! :.everyone snores.:" Except for me. I sleep talk. oOoOoOo. Mood rings. They are fun. They prove very useful ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:49:00 GMT |
Have you Eaten an Acorn? |
I was staring at an acorn today and realized how hungry I was. As I was making my way to pounce it, a stupid squirrel ran off with my lunch. I chased him down the block until he got hit by a car and s...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:57:00 GMT |
So that Burger King guy is freakishly erotic. Anyone up for a gangbang? |
hubba hubba This is with me with my hookers from the 7-11 corner. I am the chicken on the far left that you probably ate for dinner.Am I the only one who doesn't want to punch the radio everytime a Ch...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:16:00 GMT |
Brownies are silly. dgrvsfvwef |
Also, penis.In a horrible attempt to save up some money for living in college dorms come January 17, I got a crap job at Century 21. You know, that store filled with old ladies and 12 year-olds lookin...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:13:00 GMT |
Scribd is Possibly the Best Site Ever (next to porn) |
This is why.
A centipede-looking water bug magically appeared in the sink while I was doing the dishes. I drowned it with water (duh) and proceeded to do the pee-pee dance for the next 10 minutes. Bu...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:08:00 GMT |
