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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a sarcastic little shit that will put it out there, probably piss you off, tell you to go to hell and have you get me a juicebox while you're there...then cook you pancakes. That's how I roll.Describe myself in words/phrases...umm... 10 lbs of fun in a 5 lb bag; loveable and adorable til you cross my path then i'll punch you in the baby maker then everything will be cool again.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some pirates, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Wilson Bros, Ben Stiller, Jim Carey, Jackass Crew and Jesus. Jesus was an alcoholic you know...always turning water into wine. That damn drunk and his magic...
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