I'm a sarcastic little shit that will put it out there, probably piss you off, tell you to go to hell and have you get me a juicebox while you're there...then cook you pancakes. That's how I roll.Describe myself in words/phrases...umm... 10 lbs of fun in a 5 lb bag; loveable and adorable til you cross my path then i'll punch you in the baby maker then everything will be cool again.