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Shane

You know I don't speak Spanish...In English please.

About Me

Right now I am only doing what I need to to get by and loving every minute of my life.

My Interests

I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.

I'd like to meet:

Hobos, the homeless, bums, and most of all mole people

Music:

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere

Movies:

As long as I am watching with friends and there is some vodka involved.

Heroes:

Jimmy Buffet

My Blog

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I was looking for a croc fighting a lion for a bull and found this... ...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

Here it is again, I was way to drunk, but you all know me

1. Do you still know/talk to the person you lost your virginity to?I still have conversations with my hand every once in awhile, but we got into a fight because I said no the other night.2. What would...
Posted by Shane on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 01:58:00 PST

Embarrassing

Okay if there is a deterrent to drinking this is it&I actually may never drink again.  Thanks a lot Joe   http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8106685556046184084& amp;q=%22Over+the+Top+2%...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 02:09:00 PST

Yay another stupid survey

Okay, I am actually going to be serious on this one1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I was in a prison in arizona, not only did I have to strip naked for the search, I got de-loused, basical...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:54:00 PST

Dont take life too seriously

As long as you have good friends and get laid every once in awhile you have more then you need.  Some people get stressed out when things dont go exactly how they planned them.  Dont worry...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 09:23:00 PST

Plane Crash

Is there something wrong with me?  Well that is obvious, but I am talking about this coverage on the Jet Blue plane with the fucked up landing gear.  I have been watching live coverage of a ...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:35:00 PST

back by demand

Here you go...   I don't know why I feel the need to fill these out. 1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? When I am naked my weiner...When I am clothed,...
Posted by Shane on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 10:48:00 PST

Bro's before Hoe's

I hate that I missed out on Oktoberfest, I really want everyone to go again so that I can join in the festivities, however, SHE WAS SO WORTH IT!!!
Posted by Shane on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:40:00 PST

September 19th...Is everybody ready?

Just a little something to get us all in the mood for national talk like a pirate day comming up this Monday.  Yes it has been a year already.    My top 10     10Have you hea...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 06:59:00 PST

Happiest day of my life

Just when I think everything is going against me I get the most amazing news&It is hard to believe it has only been a year since I last enjoyed it.  It seems like 10, but it is back and I am abou...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:56:00 PST