2 CHARACTERS MISSING FROM THE DAREDEVIL MOVIE |
Two characters that were missing from the new Daredevil movie:
It almost pains me to do this because the Daredevil character kicks ass, but this movie is a turd; not a pile of shit li...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:47:00 GMT |
WHY CHANGE YOUR CAR'S OIL WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN DO IT |
Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it?
So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept stru...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:41:00 GMT |
I CAN DRAW BETTER THAN YOUR KIDS PART 2 |
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with whe...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:34:00 GMT |
I CAN DRAW BETTER THAN YOUR KIDS PART 1 |
The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:32:00 GMT |
FIVE THINGS THAT SUCKED ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS |
Five things that sucked about Lord of the Rings.
1. It didn't have Lo Pan in it. That's right. I'm talking about the perpetuator of ass kicking himself, Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little Ch...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:24:00 GMT |
WE KNOW YOUR A CRANKY BITCH//YOU DON'T NEED THE BUMPER STICKER |
If you have a loud-mouthed, bitchygirlfriend with an obnoxious laugh...
Consider Masturbation.
Have you ever been driving around and you ask your woman to do something trivial and sudde...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:17:00 GMT |
THINGS ELIZABETH SMART COULD HAVE DONE TO ESCAPE HER CAPTORS |
Things Elizabeth Smart could havedone to escape her captors.
For those of you who don't know who Elizabeth Smart is, I envy your ignorance. She's the 14 year old:
Who was stolen by this g...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:12:00 GMT |
PHRASES THAT MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL |
Phrases that make my blood boil
Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "man, what a stupi...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:06:00 GMT |
FIVE SHITTY MOVIES EVERYONE LOVES |
Five shitty movies that everyone loves.
Ever watch a blockbuster movie that blows so much that you feel like you have to scrape a layer of turd-shaped photons off the back of your retinas, ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:39:00 GMT |
ASTROLOGY IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit.
Alright, can we all just agree that people can't cast spells and astrology is bullshit? While we're at it, let's stop usi...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:00:00 GMT |
