Buenos Dias, fans! We are the King of All Cosmos . Perhaps you know Us, yes? Or our son, maybe, the little Prince. He seems to get around a lot.
This is much to be said about Us. For example, We enjoy dancing . Oh yes, and drinking too Y Did We mention We destroyed all the stars once? It was an accident, no big deal at all.
That is where all our fabulous fame began. We had to send the Prince down to Earth to clean up the big mess he probably made. A simple katamari roll and the sky is fixed. What is a katamari? What does it look like? What does it taste like? What does it feel like? All We can say is play Katamari Damacy, or maybe We Love Katamari.
The people on Earth loved to be rolled up. We were made into a superstar , a much bigger superstar than before!
When We were but a Prince ourselves, our Papa(the Emperor of All Cosmos) tried to teach Us many things, but We were not very good, not at all. He even had a bamboo stick. Once, We fought in a boxing tournament and almost won. We beat a rabbit. It was marvellous Y To win second place was grand for Us, but our Papa was not happy.
Hmm? We also had a motorcycle once, too. We tried running away, but We were attacked. My beloved, fabulous pompadour was cut! Pompadours are very popular with the girls. Everyone should wear them. Afterwards We met the Queen and Our pompadour and her bread made a heart. Destiny, yes?
Other Facts About Us We are not good at laundry (but We are good at visiting the Laundromat). We have nearly 40 nephews. Earth Fans like to call them Cousins and Second-Cousins. We look dashing in skin-tight clothes... ... and ravishing with a lion head belt buckle. We LOVE fans.
