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Hi, I'm Jim and if all men are pigs then I am the tattoo'd king of swine. There are all kinds of things on this site about the movies you like, music you like, books you like etc. All of that stuff is below, so I'm going to take this little spot to tell you about all the crap I dislike.Though I may be from the deep south, I despise NASCAR. I also hate Country Music and boiled peanuts. Any kind of fish in soup is just gross, and I've never been fixin to do anything in my life. A true motorcycle rider since my childhood; I grew up with REAL bikers, so I don't like chopper posers. Sell your damn Big Dog and go buy another Volvo. If you don't ride at least 10,000 miles a year, you aint shit! Reality television shows don't really do it for me either. My ultimate dislikes though are posers, yuppies, and anyone who thinks that they are better than anyone else. I am; however, quite fond of high maintenance women.In my world there are only two kinds of people, those with good hearts and those without. The first group are all my friends, and the second group I wouldn't piss on to save if they were burning to death. That's just me in a nutshell.

My Interests


I love sport bikes, beautiful women, and beautiful women on sport bikes :) I also love Indy Cars, Drag Racing, and Sprint Cars. My final passions inclued building robots, my hot tub, and strippers. I am particularly fond of strippers in my hot tub watching Drag Racing or listening to the Blues. I like movies and built a full theater in my house. Occasionally a little XBox doesn't suck either. Oh; I forgot, I'm also a gun nut so hot chicks with big guns are always fun too. I also love pin-up art and photograhy, and own Vinrotica Galleries.

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to Meet ... Duh ... Chicks. Hot chicks, cool chicks, bitchy chicks, sweet chicks, motorcycle chicks, gun chicks, game chicks, smart chicks, dumb chicks, strippers, hookers, porn stars, and pretty much any other interesting chicks. I'm not looking for love, I have that. I'm looking for fun, friends, and entertainment. I'm also always looking for people to ride with, though I do tend to ride a little fast at times. It might also be cool to find some people interested in home built robots if there are any around. So my personal ad should read ... Wanted, sportbike riding porn star interested in robots and motorcycling jaunts at very illegal and dangerous speeds through the Mississippi countryside; resulting in disgusting meaninless sex that you would be embarrassed to tell Larry Flynt about. Any questions?
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Music:



My musical interst are broad and include priamrily Blues, Rock/Metal (both new and old), R&B, Funk, Rap, Classical, Bluegrass, Techno, and Celtic. About the only thing I really don't like is Contemporary Country.

Movies:



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I'm a big fan of Sci-Fi and Horror. I also like any movie that keeps you guessing till the end. I like smart movies. I also like movies that make you cheer for the "bad guy" or what society considers the bad guy. I also love a good comedy, but only if it's dark and nasy, or British. My all time favorite movie is the original Dawn of the Dead; however, the new remake was better than to be expected.

Television:



T.V. taste run about the same as movies. I currently watch Dexter, Weeds, Nip/Tuck, 24, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Mythbusters and House. Unfortunately they cancelled Firefly, Dead Like Me (though I think it's back in syndication) and Junkyard Wars.

Books:


Anything by Ann Ryand, Michael Chrichton, or William Gibson. I've read some Steven King, but honestly would much rather watch the movies. I read so much for work I don't read very much for fun. As previously mentioned, I read tons of technical books for work, and also for the building robot thing.

Heroes:



My wife, when she's home she has to put up with me, my work, all of my friends, all of her friends, all of our special friends and everything else. If I was Catholic I'd say she deserves to be sainted.

My Blog

Just Good Business!

As much as I would LOVE to take credit for writing this, this was pulled from Craigslist, posted on another site, and brought to my attention by a friend with WAAAAY too much time in his hands. :)&nbs...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST

Yea, Im Infamous!

So I'm sitting here searching for myself on Google (like you do) and I find a terribly mean and sorta untrue post about me on some whiney; my boyfirend wasn't nice to me, web site! I'll include the li...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:08:00 PST

Best of the Worst Pickup Lines ;)

1) Did you fart?     cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded?    cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .    ...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST

When to start cussing

When to start Cussing.... (cracked me up) A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:55:00 PST

Holiday Wishes!

To all of my special wonderful friends out there, take this time to enjoy and apprecite the people in your lives. Spend time with your familys and make an extra special effort to let them know you car...
Posted by Jim on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

50 mistakes Women make in bed .. Thanx Sheree

50 Mistakes Women Make In Bed 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

The joy of helping others at Christmas

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actu...
Posted by Jim on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST

Man of the house!

The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE."  He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said ster...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:22:00 PST

47 questions, my answers ..

1. How tall are you barefoot?6'2" 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?Nope 3. Do you own a gun?The question should be do I own a machine gun. 4. Do you play the ads on the side of the screen?Nope 5. Do you...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Stupid survey answers

... delete... One little note from Jim, if profanity offends your then fuck off. I'm watching Clerks II while I write this ... delete ...1. What's the largest age difference between yourself an...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:50:00 PST