aLL NiGHT PaRTieS!!, & SLeePiNG!!
PaRTY PeoPLe! YeaH!!!... THoSe WHo CaN eNTeRTaiN Me, ouT GoiNG, SPoNTaNeouS, BuY Me MY FaVoRiTe DeSSeRTS (THaT'S MY BLueBERRY CHeeSeCaKe!), aND KeeP uP W/MY PaRTY HaBiTS. MMMuuaaaaHHHHHaHaHaHa! JK!. WuT i LooK FoR iN GuYS aRe NiCe SMiLe, BeauTiFuL eYeS, aWeSoMe PeRSoNaLiTY, GooD SeNSe oF HuMoR, aN eNCHaNTeD LooK (LaDieS Be JoCKiN LiKe CRaZee) aND a HoT SeXY BoDY THaT ReaLLY aTTRaCTS Me THe MoST!! SoMeoNe THaT'S NoT LooKiNG FoR aTTeNTioN, PReTTY CHiLL BuT LoVeS To Go ouT aND HaVe a GooD TiMe, LoVeS To SMiLe, aND CaN MaKe Me LauGH. BuT MoST iMPoRTaNTLY, a KiND HeaRT aND MaTuRe MiND. iS THiS u? aBSoLuTe No No'S: CaKe FaCeS,DRaMa CaSeS, BiaTCHeS, aND MaTeRiaLiSTiS SPoiLeD BRaTS. OBEY ME OR BUTT OUT!! iF uR NoT THeSe, aND uR HeLLa CuTe, aDVeNTuRous, aTHLeTic, PLuS aBLe To MaKe Me LauGH, THeN i WaNNa KNoW u!!..
aLL KiNDS oF HouSe MuSiC!!, TeCHNo!!..
WHo LiVes iN a PinNeaPPLe unNDeR THe Sea? SPoNGeBoB SQuaRePaNTS! aBSoRBeNT aND YeLLoW aND PoRouS iS He! SPoNGeBoB SQuaRePaNTS! iF NauTiCaL NoNSeNSe Be SoMeTHiNG You WiSH, SPoNGeBoB SQuaRePaNTS! THeN DRoP oN THe DeCK aND FLoP LiKe a FiSH! SPoNGeBoB SQuaRePaNTS! ReaDY? SPoNGeBoB SQuaRePaNTS! SPoNGeBoB SQuaRePaNTS! SPoNGeBoB SQuaRePaNTS! SPoNGeBoB SQuaRePaaaaNTS!!! aRR HaRR HaRR HaRR!